Another story about cowboys. My colleague told me the story. He sits in the kitchen with his son dining, the phone rings, then K - a colleague, you guess who.

K - Allo

This is me (a silent complaint)

The colleague turns his head, looks at the son wrapping the cocktail, immediately understands what to do.

My son, it is me.

Father, I got in trouble (even more complaining voice)

What happened to you?

I was fucked, Dad.

How did he win?

Yes, I have won.

Was he healthy?

Yes, a big laurel is like that.

How did you win so much? You have no legs since childhood, right?

Wild rust from the other end of the pipe. You are a good guy, you laughed.

He hanged the phone.

Angry, when he took the hundredth position in the line in the tax, stood for two hours, solved his problems, and after you more, fool, nobody took.

The Moscow electric car. The road takes about four hours, and most of the passengers drive from the starting point to the end. Somewhere in the two-thirds of the way comes a musician with a bastion. He plays inspiringly, but frankly figuratively (I have no special hearing, even if I hear that he does not get into the notes, it means he does not get very hard). and long. very long time. and two stops. The neighbor of the house (dark):

And I see, he is not superstitious at all and because of the curse does not believe!

Valery
I was presented on March 8th.
Guess what?

Andrei
What is?
The cookies?
Map of Guadeloupe?
And an orange meal?
A big strange thing with the signature "Arcadia"?
Skin bag 5x5 cm for skin oil?
A working studio microphone.
A mask for surfing?
The Colorado Frog?
The flowers of Poncho?
Battery from server interruptor?
a secret lipsticks with the inscription "do not shoot"?
Ancient papyrus stolen from Cairo Museum
Dakota from Scotland?
Do you fuck it?! to

The tea please. Do you have something sweet for tea?
Will the salty corns come?

In general, the screening of Pelevine falls under the article on drug propaganda

The case took place in the summer. I was 12. A new change of youth from Moscow came to the children’s camp next to my home. I met a guy a few years older than me. He seemed to me a very positive charismatic boy. I found a good friend. A week of communication. He saw my cool jeep on the radio control. I offered to sell my vehicle. He said his parents would send me the money in a week and he would settle with me. I agreed without a backthink. Over the course of a week, almost all of my most valuable toys were added to our deal. I have already calculated what I will spend the fabulous money that will fall on me.

On the calculation day, I arrived at the camp. There was a change in the camp.

So, if you are reading this, fat you are muddy, I remember your row and look forward to our meeting.

As the eunuchs say, it doesn’t bother me, and I can’t dance anyway.

In one minute, 120 customers escaped from a restaurant in Spain.

Customers of a Spanish restaurant fled massively, leaving their bills unpaid.

There was a story about the inhabitants of the crusthouse, in which there were five centimeters of cracks, bricks fall, all things...

So they were offered to demolish the house at their own expense.

and UGU. And then to be fined for illegal demolition of the house.

Forcing to build a new.

fines for illegal construction.

to demolish the house. The Profit!

Bordeaux - поребрик, shaurma - saverma, strawberries - grey. We are all accustomed to these differences. But so far few people have noticed that if in Moscow the exit in English is designated as exit, then in Peter - way out.

xxx: here you are all about socks jokes... and in the meantime last year, it turned out, a computer game, where armed to the teeth socks goes to search for his missing couple. Strange are your deeds, lord.

It seems to me that at the festival in the theater I loved the dress...

At least he is not at home...

Here we’re joking, and the exoplanets now think they’re pretending that they’re not home when we arrive.

For the great, divine gift of reason, man pays a terrible price – by realizing that he is mortal. So it is easier for you...
Stop talking to the cat.

“I would, if I wanted, easily quit drinking, smoking and eating after six!”

vvv: Great title "to the contact zoo came poisonous frogs"...

On the topic - what only people won't do for the sake of inity, I have one story that happened to me yesterday)))
Set up for a new job and now I am equipped there a place) I bought a new chair, a computer, soon a bigger table, well, and of course yesterday, they started connecting me innet) for which I bought a wifi adapter - this device comes with a disk, with wood, without it this adapter perceives as a foreign object in his ass. And in general, there would be no problems... but there was no disc drive in the compass! Three people tried to configure this adapter to me without them, killed half a day, and eventually said, Blind, Lenka... *you will understand how to install it, then we’ll come up with a thread, sit still without injection.
How is it without inuit? Don’t go down, let them go down, let them go down.
In general, in the beginning, my idea was to find wood through the phone and install them through the juizbišnik.
The hell dragged me into the devices and printers to look at how he sees this adapter at all.... and guess what I found there??? to
The computer showed the presence of a disc! I look down there... I don’t understand... what a joke, not there, and all the others also claimed that there is no one, and there are no signs and buttons.
Ok, I press out, the decorative plastic panel falls off at the top, and from there it appears!))))
In general, the further installation took 2 minutes))
And the meaning of this story... what you will not do for the sake of inets, you will even find a disc drive, where it is not)))

All the misfortunes have now come upon me. The money ends, you have to wait five days before the salary. And then the conjunctivitis attacked, shit. After buying the medicine in my wallet 315 rubles in total... I sit at home, and even the computer does not read especially. I listen to an audio book about Oblomov.
“Oblomov took out his wallet and counted the money: only three hundred and five rubles. He stumbled. “Where am I doing money? “With astonishment, almost with horror, he asked Oblomov himself.”
The mood improved immediately) He has three hundred five, I have more! I will survive until I get my salary.

Discussions about an unclear device:

X: I don’t have to understand. Suddenly it works. We will always succeed.