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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82477
 04.06.2013
xxx: I live in front of the Gazprom office. I can see from the window my dreams come true.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82476
 04.06.2013
Comments on Gay Articles:
Kowki 2013-05-17 17:19:49 #
How many people don’t like gay people. Why is? I do not understand.
Pigs, who should be hated.
Yes, the most important thing is to understand the difference between gay and pido, because gay guys are great guys! Homosexuals design iPhones for you, they cut you in the barber, they make websites for you, and the pudors suck up in your elevators and listen to the bullshit at 3 o’clock at night! Pidors are much worse than gays.
In order to be gay, at least you need to sleep with a man. On the other hand, in order to become a peder, it is enough to cut someone.
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Raw Pepper 2013-05-17 17:26:03 # ↑
Homosex detective

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82475
 04.06.2013
A: What do you think of the fact that I’m listening to Bieber’s latest album right now?
B: Mssie knows a lot about perversions

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82474
 04.06.2013
XHH: (link) This is the best option!
Do you know the word "poebhen"?
This is a decision!!! to
WOW: The solution is to shut down the gap in the ship with a naked ass, and this is a mess.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №82473
 04.06.2013
My grandfather told me that every police officer is a separate cock.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №82472
 04.06.2013
Is it black tea?
I do not know, I am not a racist.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82471
 04.06.2013
I bought a hammer. His mother lives in a different city, but is interested in all the details of his life. He asked me to take a video of his work.
We sit and look.
At an uninteresting moment, I include "accelerated reproduction".
Mother with interest:
and oh! has failed!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82470
 04.06.2013
Discussion of an article from one of the Minsk newspapers of the 1960s.

"Managers of restaurant orchestras (Restaurant "Tchaika" on Tolbukhin, 3) made fashion to beat visitors."

Do you see how we went down? Previously, clients were beaten by the orchestra leader himself, personally! And now? What a guard...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82469
 04.06.2013
Q: I have an unusual question. What is it like to live on the 17th floor? What about the minus?
Yyy: From the 17th floor to write down is fun. Up too.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №82468
 04.06.2013
In Russia, the Reverse Robin Hood is widespread – they rob the poor and pay the rich to rob the poor again.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №82467
 04.06.2013
Judging by the latest news releases, in Turkey found oil?? to

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82466
 04.06.2013
Maybe you decided to divorce me in secret?! to
Noah, what are you? Von Serega - while he was married, he played in tanks, and now he has no time for tanks, he goes to the grandmothers. I will never divorce you. I love tanks very much.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82465
 04.06.2013
XXX: I decided to cook the potatoes.
YYY: Okay well.
Yyy: Only fried potatoes are roasted, not cooked.
YYY: It’s not in vain "free" is called.
XXX: There are no Pelmeches, there are only Hinkalias, but I will not.
XXX: I am going to go!
YYY : Why?
X: I’ll show you later.
yyy: Hinkali, not Hinkali.
XXX is PF.
Yyy: Hinkalias are very bad hinkalies.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82464
 04.06.2013
Galia realized that she needed to lose weight when her phone booth broke.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82463
 04.06.2013
xxx: Fuck, I was on the bus this morning, and a guy was watching my pop all the way, while not being embarrassed, do all the men think only about sex???? to
UUU: When I go to work early in the morning, I often look at women's ass and I'm not embarrassed at all and in my head I have only one thought - it looks like a pillow and I want to sleep.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82462
 04.06.2013
Commentary from Habr about 3-D printers:
xxx: Domestic sausage based on paper-mache can be printed now. What is domestic application? =) is

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №82461
 04.06.2013
06:47 all of them
Toha 06:47: dropped the diploma to a scientist and reviewer
06:48 I went to sleep
Toha 06:48: Audio recording Aria – I am free
Natasha at 6:49 pm: fuck!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82460
 04.06.2013
How much land do you have to eat to die, and how does it work?
One is enough.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82459
 04.06.2013
What is Instagram? Is it related to vodka?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82458
 04.06.2013
Anathema
And yesterday Dima said to me the coolest words of all that any of my men ever said to me.

Natalia
NOWU
What he said?

Anathema
I told him that if I moved only with the cat, and he said that he loves him and didn’t even think, what could be different))))))))))
He loves my coat!! to

Natalia
:D

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