I stand in the pharmacy, a slightly excited man approaches the neighboring box office, then the dialogue between him (M) and the pharmacist (F)



M: I have a pregnancy test

F (flegmatic) : take two

M: Why two?

F: Because if “no,” she’ll want to do another one, and if “yes,” she’ll want to do another one too.

I came to buy a shepherd. There are five puppies and a mother. He put food in his hand, bowed and called. My mother looked at me, the others jumped. He took the one who ran last.

Because he is like me.

I work at a shooting camp in Costa Rica. A client came yesterday. When he found out that he was Russian, he asked: Do I know Alexander? The unknown, I say. You are CHO! He is a local legend.

Alexander Saltykov is known in San José as "Ruso Loko" - the choked Russian. He came from Russia in 1998 and opened a supermarket in the suburbs. And this supermarket worked 24 hours a day, which is not typical for San Jose. They steal though. Especially at night. The suburbs of Desapmarados are considered unfortunate.

Mr. Saltikov did not hope and took care of the weapons. He was wearing a Smith-Wesson 45 caliber rifle. During the first six years of trade, he shot five robbers and handed over two more to the police. The criminal here, having met resistance, does not climb.

There was a trial for each body. All the bodies were recognized as the result of necessary self-defense. The supermarket gained widespread popularity, and the Hanuriki stopped entering it. As they say, “under fear.”

If not to be confused, in 2007, visiting journalists filmed a story about Saltikov for Russian "Vest", the video is on YouTube.

Once Alexander was driving on a gas station when it was robbed by four. He entered a shooting, wounded two, but he got three! bullets in the corps. Bullets of the 22nd caliber, "little", serious damage to the hero did not cause.

Saltikov opened two more supermarkets, forced personnel to arm, paid staff for training and training. Although attacking his "points" - there were no more fools.

He died of a heart attack at the age of 63 in September 2015, according to the Costa Rican newspaper "Nacion".

I was 18 years old, my first job as a waitress. The internship was supposed to be free, but I was paid to say I worked well. They paid at the end of the working day, and not bad money for that time. On the fourth day of work, she forgot her home keys, and on that day her parents went to the village, which was 30 minutes from the city. The owners, wife and husband, themselves took out the workers, and here I was the last when I said that I forgot the keys, they said that they would take me to the village, and if the households fell asleep, I would sleep with them) the parents just didn't sleep and opened the door. Such are good employers. But now I am ashamed that I made them go with me.

My friend has a tooth, but he is a man. Why go to the hospital? All the tooth hurts. No time, or just lazy. A month hurt, two... A little swollen face. He applied aloe, rinse with alcohol. He can’t talk for the third month. It is time to go to the doctor. He comes with his wife, she tries to explain what is going on with him, told about the alloy with alcohol, which, as it turns out, makes it even worse. Okay, he sat on the couch. Tick, but the mouth is not opened. Go to take a picture.

and bingo! The granule. A huge. Just a huge granuloma, which is already scratching out, hit the joints of the jaw.

3 months of patience turned into a fairly serious operation with recovery for more than a year. The first month I could not chew at all, the second maximum potatoes.

Three teeth broken. His mouth will now not open more than 3 centimeters for at least a year, and then it all depends on the treatment of the jaw. Long treatment, injections and physiosis. All because of patience.

Men, if something is sick, go to the doctor. Not for every acne, of course, but still. No need to wait until the last.

Women are not so impressed with clothes as with their absence.

And God said, Let us make man in our image and in our likeness. 1 and 26)
And God created man in his image, in the image of God he created him (Genesis 1:27).

Dear Orthodox culturologists and hierarchs of the Russian Orthodox Church, outraged by the new rules for designing Orthodox temples, according to which, in particular, in the custody of new temple buildings, toilets are proposed!

And does not the aforementioned quote, familiar even to any atheist, lead you to some considerations... “at our image and in our likeness...”.
This is, as the theologians of all the Abrahamic confessions have agreed with each other for a long time, about the physical form, and not about the soul... For the naive and inclined to sin Adam could not have a soul like that... well, you understand.
And there is no reliable information that the body appearance and functions of the first man and the first woman differed from our modern ones.

It turns out that there was a toilet in Paradise... and he was there, it is terrible to say, and before the creation of Adam...

Today, thank God, a lot of Orthodox people go to the temples, including many elderly and not very healthy people, mothers and fathers with children. What, would it be better if they were standing on long services, dancing, or running out somewhere and looking for salvation from their little trouble somewhere away from the temple fence?

So if you, respected scribes and Pharisees, that is, forgive me, culturologists and hierarchs, consider “incompatible with the holiness of the Orthodox temple” the presence in the churches of civilized toilets (even in shelters or in small basements, as it is rumored to be accepted by Catholics) – do you not thus fall into the sin of pride and vanity?

More than half a million appeals have already arrived on a direct line with Putin, mostly, Russians are asking to raise the retirement age, lower pensions and wages, increase the presidential term, help Assad and Maduro with money, tighten the criminal legislation and plunder the people!