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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №158139
 04.06.2022
Recently, the ruble has grown confidently, but does not yield.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №158138
 04.06.2022
One St. Petersburg publication Roskomnadzor blocked seven times in a row. They were revived under slightly changed names, and for the eighth time took the very strange name sebeanus.online. The idea became clear when reports appeared in the press "Roskomnadzor blocked the anus."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №158137
 04.06.2022
The State Duma proposed to remove all unprofitable articles from the Criminal Code.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158136
 04.06.2022
Dmitry Medvedev urged to reduce by 2024 half the number of people with incomes below the subsistence minimum.



God, I don’t want to die.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158135
 04.06.2022
At some point there is boredom, wanting something new is not always the partner for this new agreed. And so if with interest and imagination you can and every day and many times. I had a girlfriend I had sex with probably everywhere. In the afternoon we went to the bushes in the quiet courtyard, under the rain on the street on the bench, in the park, in the toilet at the airport, in the toilet to the cinema, in the short movie where there were few eyes, on the beach under the cloth was even the most extreme. We separated because I was without a house without a car and promising work.



Yyy: Shortly she wanted to try in comfortable conditions.

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