You have a beautiful manicure!
yyy: thank you very much))
xxx: Such nails are very convenient to catch cucumbers from the bottom of a three-litre bowl.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to

1: It is cool! And who made it?
2: Fuck the shit, of course
1st : )
2: Fuck me, fuck me
1st : )
2: Your mother

Nightbringer
The flight?

The Roman X.
and ah)

Nightbringer
How is the weather?

The Roman X.
10-12 degrees on the street and rainy rains)

The Roman X.
Just that

The Roman X.
Yesterday we went to the plane and he is acid-green, next to me is a watchman standing - a rough grandfather with a beard. He is like this: Oh, you fucking, beautiful, straight cava unfiltered, it will fall into the swamp - you will find the fucking"

<404_user_not_found>: I loved a pinguin,
<404_user_not_found>: Not all but half
<404_user_not_found> - The bottom half,
<404_user_not_found>: Bright, moving))
<xyZ>: Also with Linux fucking?

XXX: Did you get rid of it?

YYY: Yes you thought.

Let’s go, let’s drink like we did before and let’s chill :)
He says, “Take a drink and I’ll beat you.

xxx: Listen, which program opens djvu? This is the first time I see such a permit.
YYY: You won’t believe it.
Tagged: djvu reader
Go to the devil the arrogance!! I want to ask you for more help!

Why did you leave the old job? Is the salary or salary delayed?
Yyyyy: The Hye collector delayed the salary.)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Pain
The House 2 shows all the more.

Exploit by [Me]
Yes Yes

Pain
Rome was built faster than this house.

XHH: Concerts on the scale of the city. I realized that we were really popular, rehearsing in a small garage in a disadvantaged area, when the alkas who walked into the lighthouse said approvingly: "From you here all the bomzhi cuddles!"

Herr Bulizhnikov: We have appointed a new head of the shop: Tarasov Petro Ivanovic. The man is not bad, but when I realized that I was going to be commanded by the head of P.I. Tarasov, I wanted to resign. and (

ª 3D.DenFrizer- July 4, 2010
ª 0:12 by the way
ª 0:12 I came up with the most exciting phrase for girls
ª 0:12 how to force a persistent cavalier to repel
0:13 throw, he respected the girl, fed dinner, gave flowers, joked for 2 hours in a row... and she didn’t want to fuck.
ª 0:13 here he leads her to the door
ª 0:13 and she turns and speaks
ª 0:13 Sorry Mario, but ur princess is in another castle!

My wife and I talked about the dog.
Go, feed a man’s friend.
I: Usually a woman is a man’s friend.
Wife: Usually a woman is a man’s wife.

Shamefully conceived, God made a son to sacrifice him to himself because his creations too often began to abuse sins, which he himself invented. Do you also beat your child’s head at the wall when your programs don’t work?

Sabrina_: 71731: A wooden hood for working cattle. (4 of letters)
I have to say ? ? ?

XXX is
Blue is evil.

YYYY
it is ))

XXX is
It hurts in such heat.

YYYY
It is ?

XXX is
Let us go on.

YYYY
Fouou

YYYY
I will not be with you

YYYY
Coupled

Announcement on the sale forum.
Is it 3500 for a cell phone? Fuck... I bought a mattress and a pump, I settled at 2500. This is more useful and more enjoyable. Imho
-and yesterday I bought a mattress and bracelets for 135 rubles, flooded it with the help of my eldest son and a holiday in general!

Would you wear a tie under the color of my dress?
He: Well, frankly, I’m not the biggest fan of pink shirts and cravates.
My mom and I wanted to pick you up.
She: But of the pink there was only with pigs who have fun sex in different poses.
He is: eeeeee
See also: ROFL

We were attacked today!
YYY: Oh who? Where is?
XXX: Band of 4 people
XXX: And began to pair up the vacuum cleaner.

If I'm at sea for X days
x + 1 day I will go