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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №156545
 04.07.2021
Xxx: Once a friend and I sat in the car and got off something, the car passed by at that moment, so the guy gave back to ask if we laughed at him.



Yyy: How low should his self-esteem be.



Zzz: It had to be answered that above him, that self-esteem would fall even lower;)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №156544
 04.07.2021
One should not be a party, but a school program.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №156543
 04.07.2021
Phone fraudsters stumbled upon an insurmountable barrier and became the victims of a simple retiree from Chelyabinsk. This is by the local agency Access 1.

According to him, the perpetrators under the guise of bank employees called a 70-year-old foreign language teacher. They told the woman that unknown persons allegedly wanted to steal money from her account, and clarified the amount of money on him. The account held only 50 rubles, but the retired woman suddenly named the amount of 160 thousand times more - 8 million.

Further, the perpetrators began to rush the woman to transfer money to a supposedly safe account, and also asked to always stay in touch. In response, she stated that incoming calls to her phone were paid, then the fraudsters offered to replenish her balance sheet.

"Nearly immediately they transferred me 500 rubles. I think they were going to hold me on the hook for a long time. Then the same "employee" called back and boldly that the trust and safety of customers for him above all, again urging to go to the ATM. But I was not going to go anywhere and asked which bank he represented. When he called, I pretended to be sclerotic and stated that 8 million are in another organization, and they only have 50 rubles," she said.

Further, she "heard a selection blasphemy" in the tube, after which the deceived offender completed the conversation.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156542
 04.07.2021
Dad, what are the nuances?
- How would you explain this... Well, see: Putin went on a new term and Navalny went on a new term - like everyone has a new term, but there are nuances...

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