The most important art is the art of sophisticated deception. Not your moving pictures.

She sent her daughter to the sanatorium (she was five years old). When registering, a doctor, a serious man, asks her:
Do you know how to write letters?
I know, she says proudly.
Can you write your name?
I can.
He gives her a blank, she brings Masha out on him in business. And then he reads to her that she has signed a document on compliance with the regime (not to noise, not to battle, and so on). Her disappointed eyes were...
And I told her, “Before you sign something, you have to read it first.”

Why would Russian villages and cities without gas not freeze, and Europe without gas freeze?

I needed to replace the toilet. Bought, delivered, the master came and did everything. He calls me to look, stands in the door and says:

Ready to try it!

I look at him in stupor, in my head a lot of thoughts (need to be with him? Can not later? Can I close the door? I do not know how much I would still stand in confusion, but soon he breathed himself pressed the button and with the words everything worked, left.