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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86553
 04.09.2013
Difference between physical law and state law:
The state law was issued - and the HZ, it is performed or not.
And the physical, on the contrary, is always fulfilled, and whisper whether someone has formulated it at all or not.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86552
 04.09.2013
The full discussion of the draft document on the invasion of Syria by both houses of parliament is expected to begin no earlier than September 9.
I imagined the American parliament invading Syria in its entirety – holding back, despite the dramatic situation. Well okay we - simple mortals, but journalists - learn to build phrases normally!!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86551
 04.09.2013
I received a SMS from my mom’s phone number:
Hello, please put my money on the phone. Tagged with"

I thought for 5 minutes exactly how they were trying to divorce me.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86550
 04.09.2013
I listened to Manson’s mother and Dima Borger. Pleased with each other and music, they went to sleep.
Does your mom listen to Manson and Dima?
Do you think I am so fucking?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86549
 04.09.2013
from ZH
I was only invited to Santa once – I was 4.
I already knew what it was for pepper and how much it was placed (from where - hz...)
And when he appeared and instead of giving me a gift immediately, wished that I read the poem, I was offended. For our own money, read poetry! She went to another room and asked to leave the gift under the tree.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86548
 04.09.2013
All of us!
Schedule of lessons for today:
Chemical properties of methane;
A. Difficulty in translation.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86547
 04.09.2013
Correspondence with the client:
We have a good accountant, so we send you a sample of invoice.
We are. We also have, so we send you a sample filling sample.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №86546
 04.09.2013
Lectures, the question of the task "What do you need to do so that the Russian language became popular among foreigners?"

The voice from the audience: "And only peaceful ways are possible, yeah?"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86545
 04.09.2013
Discussion of computer mice
You haven’t seen my mouse yet! She has the logo of X-Men!
XXX from the isolation:

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86544
 04.09.2013
Very much please!
= the =
Shark arrived on the beaches of Italy.
Comments: I thought they were coming and they were just swimming...
= the =
Ships go on flights, paintings are written, and your train seems to have left.

Man has no imagination. And I directly imagined it - sharks in swimsuits and shells, with umbrellas and towels under the mouse, melt onto the beach. Hey master of comics, draw it. Explanation to your discretion :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86543
 04.09.2013
stumbled now.
In general, there is some kind of transmission, showing in coal toned black, which holds a child gorilla in his hands. And the voice behind the picture "Ebu (nick child) for the first time in his life sees a gorilla greater than himself". I think the dictators are overwhelmed. by ROFL
And only then gave a general plan, it turned out that a baby for the first time released a bunch of adult gorillas.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86542
 04.09.2013
I went to the garage next to the garage today. On each garage the inscription: "Do not put the car at the door". And on the latter: "On top of the machine rubbish do not put, the abnormal zone, the wheels themselves swell". Cars are everywhere, at every door, but not one near the garbage tanks.)

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86541
 04.09.2013
Luke, I am your father
2: So would he say, “Yob your mother!”"

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86540
 04.09.2013
The general cleaning. I went into a room and found a fan. In the other, they found a vacuum cleaner. Judging by the trend, in the next we will find another room or at least the entrance to Narnia.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86539
 04.09.2013
When you wrote the admin stories and code errors, it was unclear, but very funny.
And now some soppy, it's easier to look at House 2.

Blonde girl

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86538
 04.09.2013
Simple and poor? Eat pasta with mayonnaise.
Macarons with mayonnaise, is this a new recipe for ballonese?
You confused everything, Bologneese is with ketchup, with mayonnaise - carbonara

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86537
 04.09.2013
Qualitatively played on a saxophone – it is when after 3 hours of play you have from under the key of the saliva leap.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86536
 04.09.2013
The best code is not written code.

YYY: *including the soldering station" Yes! We will do it hardened! by BUGAGAGA!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86535
 04.09.2013
He didn’t want to get up for a long time. He snubbed that he hadn’t slept, caused it to him... Then he couldn’t find breakfast in the refrigerator... Then he promised that he’t watch the cartoons until late... When he left, he firmly promised that he would start the day and go to bed earlier. I called that I arrived and wasn’t late. Then he disappeared... She called myself to ask how things were going. Importantly said that everything is okay, he has no time, he is busy and put the phone.
Did your younger brother go to first class? Is he too early?
My husband went to work for the first time...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86534
 04.09.2013
As my predecessor said, when you send in the ass, specify in which. They will think you are inviting.
coreFan

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