We worked with a sergeant named Sergeant. He walked alone all his life. He came from the army and let go of his moustaches, so he married and raised his daughter. My grandfather has become. This time it comes and there is no goose!! Everybody was whipped. He told me that I woke up at six in the morning and just decided to shave.We were in the shower, but here is my wife. She has never seen him without a beard.)

Previously, life was set for a bright future, and now - for a bright past.

You will laugh, but that was the case. The headquarters dropped on fuel and my excavator dried up 4 hours before the end of the shift. For half an hour, three "Big Bosses" in the choir told me: "Vladimirich, we need to complete the change. “Blood from the nose, shit from the poop.” Okay, I say I agree. I work overtime, I am enthusiastic. Now explain to this iron fool what it is right to do. And then the chief unfolds his main caliber and enters the excavator. It is silent. still is silent. Then he screams, “Now we bring the solarium,” and he leaves. Half an hour later, under the amazed eyes of my colleagues, I solemnly poured 5 (five) liters of solarium into the 600-litre tank of my Komatsu. NDA...

In order for the lockdown to reach the goals set, the blockposts should not be placed at the entrances to Sevastopol, but at the exits from Moscow.

Once sold the car, the buyer brought the money in $ (for Belarus standard practice). I came to the nearest bank and say the type please check the real or not!

We do not have such a service.

Can you exchange me for smaller bills?

Yes we can! 1% of the commission.

(I am still a Jew, cried a lot)

Okay, let’s do it (I think about myself, so be, $15 so $15)

The cashier takes the money and starts checking it there under these bank lamps and some other device like the lighthouse when all the banknotes have passed through her hands.

I changed my mind, give it back.: )

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