Xxx: In the event of a nuclear war, the best place to be is the epicenter of a nuclear explosion. You will evaporate so quickly that you will not even have time to get upset.



Yyy: Only the Moscowis will get the best

Propaganda cleanly wipes out all the twists in the brain, destroys intelligence and makes people a gray mass of moral wretches.

A girlfriend told me.

She walked out of her erdel and returned home. And from the entrance of the neighboring house comes out a familiar on the dog site - in one hand a phone, in the other - a guide. This acquaintance saw her, finished the conversation, took the phone in his pocket, greeted her. They exchanged a couple of phrases as he looked around and wondered, “Where is Athos?“!”

He looked around again and again, already alarmed, and suddenly cried out, “Oh! I forgot the dog at home.

It sounds funny... And you know what Athos is? The owner took the phone, took the guide, and forgot it!

I hope the owner has apologized to Atos.

Two people in the subway train read Orwell.
It is late, guys. You will no longer be interested.