Why do you never eat onions?
How can I destroy what makes people cry?

On December 1, we had +1, the second +2, today +5... I look forward to the 31st: a beach, a cold beer in the hot New Year’s night...

How is DDoS decrypted?
From Davai Do Svidania
She: Well yes! I thought so.

I’ll never forget how a comrade, who couldn’t get out of the office, asked me to come to the station and meet his aunt. I found an old lady in the wagon, for some reason with a test and a bunch of bags, explained that Lenia is very busy, and I will take them to him now. His mother-in-law called him Leish, but I did not pay attention to him.
Yyy: Well, and Lecha, Lenia, what’s the difference?
Why did I have to ask my name right at the station? I still can’t forget the comrade’s eyes and his compressed question: “Who did you bring?” They were very different people they forgot to meet.

In the morning of the working day, the boss (N) talks with the partners on the subject of signing the necessary documents:
N: The documents must be signed, no, I am not worried about the transport collapse, no, come and sign! I need to submit all the documents to the accounting office until the end of the world!

From comments to news in Vladivostok about the laying of asphalt in the snow.
In Vladivostok, snow is not cleaned, it is asphalted!

A person is considered to be unconditionally late if he arrived before everyone else.

//that my ZP recently finally overtaken the ZP of the electric train driver//

have survived. Some fool, only able to transfer papers from place to place, thinks that he should get more of the mechanic responsible for the lives and health of thousands of passengers.

Transparency corruption rating: Russia climbed to 133th place and equaled with Honduras

Who would doubt...

Sponsor of traffic jams on the route Moscow-St. Petersburg - OJSC "RZZD".

She is:
I need a sponsor.

He is:
Which sponsor and why?

She is:
by Sponsor
who will be in the car to drive to the cafe... then to the hotel and money for it will pay

He is:
This is called prostitution.

Miss Clay is:
Fuck, I will never lose weight.

Mr Clive :
I need to buy weights.
And every time you drop the pounds, you’re on top ?

Hell (18:42:39 4/12/2012)
How do you feel about Far Cry 3?
iBird (18:42:47 4/12/2012)
Skyrim Unfinished
iBird (18:55:00 4/12/2012)
Every bit of fucking grass in a separate compartment in the bag!!! Each tree is in a separate section!!!! to
iBird (18:55:05 4/12/2012)
This is a sadistic game.

It’s hard to be tall with a small wife. all the mirrors in the house are hanged, displayed so that the state of your own hernia in them you monitor several times a day, and to understand that it is time to cut off - this is when at work somewhere you accidentally look in the mirror.

You are like a stick, for which you do not take anyway in your hand the end is.

The system of the 90s.
The father took his rights. I was driving on certificate. Inspection is not passed.
Stop the Mente:
Where is the test?
P-Not inspection
I choose the rights.
P is not selected. I have a temporary certificate.
Why were the rights taken away?
There was no test.
The Curtain

From the news:

"Buyers in shops of Tomsk saw on the shelves sets of goods of the first necessity with the sticker "For the end of the world".

As customers report, the set with which you can meet the end of the world includes: a bag with a piece of paper on which fields for name, surname and other data are printed; a set of medicines (valerian, activated charcoal, bandage, validol); a bag with oatmeal as the most necessary grain, a bank of sprot and a small bottle of vodka.

In addition to these products, the set includes a notebook, pencil, two candles, a box of light bulbs, rope and soap. The store sellers confirmed that all the products in the kits are real, but the rope and soap can be used by everyone at their discretion.

I just have no words...

It is done! I enter my entrance, followed by a guest from Middle Asia who lives with a large family two floors below. Waiting for the elevator. The guy looks at me for a long time and gives out in broken Russian:
You fuck you fuck here? I see you for the first time...

Don’t pay attention to Nick – that’s how fate happened.

> Vasya, you have broken up? The second hour server says:

> "You have seen this page only because our server has thought
The nature of the gravitational collapse of supermassive objects
influence on the entropy of the universe. Yes, it’s a big deal."

> Customers are waiting for me!