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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №157270
 05.12.2021
Striking your fist at the table after is easier than moving a little before.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №157269
 05.12.2021
A friend told me. I went to my mother with my son, the son is already a man, 20 years old, we were welcomed, it is time to leave, the son said, "Baby, give me money?" Grandma: “Take it there in a box under the bed.” He naturally dives there and from under the bed: “That’s empty!” Grandmother joyfully: "So the money printing machine was cut off... " 81 year old man.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №157268
 05.12.2021
“Son, did you not see where this thing was to clean the potatoes?
Dad, she left you three days ago.

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