Two tractors eat lunch in the field during the harsh harvest work. Potatoes, cucumbers and so on. One reads articles in a newspaper that is spread out as a bowl:
You hear, Mikhail, what they are writing. In 25 years of sexual life, the female vagina is worn up by only one ten thousandth of a millimeter!
Oh, I would have had such slides!

XXX: Interesting question: how will people be driven out of the streets?
How are the cars removed from the road? How are tapers removed from theaters? Where did the lifts disappear?

A few years ago, the NAC at the airport where I work had tightened the check-out by departure. I go on a business trip. The inspection area. Everyone is asked to take off their shoes and belts. The change of security service is familiar, but it is a new face. I don’t really want to understand. I refer to the new one:
Can you walk without taking off your shoes? They know me.
The answer pleased:
Ben Laden knows that too. Rise to.

The secretary and the wife of the boss fought.

YYY: And who is who?

XXX: It looks like both of them.

Dear lovers, stay alone and lie down after work! You are introverts, drawing energy from within, so you need peace and loneliness to recover. You don’t notice it, but in reality you don’t talk about it, people of this type are convinced that they understand them. And yes, that man has been silent for five years. When I heard it, everything became clear.
I wore my three years. Even in a joke with a tick stick, either silent, or "all is okay". Three years later, I was thinking about regaining strength. I stunned. You are my introvert! She led to the comp, read a long article about introverts and how to live with them and prayed: "Thus I told you the same thing." The Fucks! You are silent!! to
Be careful with your loved ones, all of you!

We throw out what can be thrown out.
I’d put some people in shots.

Video of the persecution, taken on the registrar of a police car in the United States: the criminal’s car leaves the road and crashes, the criminal runs out of the car, attacks a police officer, for which he is shot, after which a police officer tries to reanimate him. The comments:
haha, first shot, then artificial breathing does )))
If it is the opposite, it will be stupid.)

In such cases, the birth rate should actually rise.

Why does it grow? Now almost in all countries is a situation when the carriers of good genetics refuse to give birth to offspring (not all yet, but already a decent number). While people who are not burdened with moral values are very active.
It is bad for society. It is normal for evolution. Humanity makes a leap back in development as a result of too many egoists. Per in the next round of evolution there will be more people caring for universal offspring, and humanity will take another step in development.
Maybe he will die. The universe blows.

Feminists are strange about this. This will make female workers even less desirable for employers and will worsen the position of women in the labour market => will lead to greater dependence on men in family life.

And all you need to do is take another step and recognize pregnancy and childbirth as publicly beneficial work (and not a grandmother's craving, as they like to display it). How much are the surfaces getting now? There is no acid, plus honey maintenance and additional nutrition during pregnancy. Okay, an ordinary woman does not give the child she has born to anyone, she leaves it to herself. So let’s spend some amount on LIKE for an employer who has a child employee, so that this benefit compensates for his inconvenience. Plus a little to the woman, raising a child under the age of 7, to compensate for her losses in salary due to child hospitalization. In such cases, the birth rate should actually rise.

I remembered my school graduation fifteen years ago, where the class manager remembered funny moments during our studies.

She got a leaflet in a cage, on which there was a decision in mathematics. And I read the note at the end of the work: "I haven't had time to solve the last task, but I know how it is solved! Please give me five.”

She put a fifth.

It happened that after a scheduled visit to a beauty salon I left there with a completely unexpected hair color for me. Where the master looked I did not know, although in the process of painting I asked questions about the color of the composition.

I was decided to write a claim for the refund of money for the procedure itself and for compensation for moral damage. When a few days later the salon paid me the entire amount indicated in the claim, I shared this news with my parents, which my dad commented:

Young boy, daughter, you’ve finally started to make money with your head!

What is “unlucky” and how to live with it? After a long break, I go back to the square, and for the second time in a row - closed for children's courses.
In Buddhist monasteries, disciples were often refused several times, forcing them to kneel at the entrance and continue to beg to take them as disciples. This tested the firmness of their intentions.

The testor said that in his childhood he knew a boy 3 years old, who walked around the village and read all the signs and announcements to the pleasure and amazement of others... At the question where this miracle boy is now, the testor replied: "Yes, also everyone walks and reads signs..."

Completely defeated and destroyed in Syria terrorists shot down the aircraft of the Russian Air Force completely withdrawn from this country.

Outsider: The guy made my day today. Reading the text, I noticed to him that the "trumpet" is written through "a". He looked at me with pity, just to say what illiterate people are forbidding us from crawling in our nose. “You have probably forgotten that the test word is "tromb".

faderer: and again I remember the old car from one of the forums about the "what is convenient";

Parking car under the window. Before leaving, I take it off the car. As I dress up and go down, everything is warm. Just clean the snow. It is comfortable!

A car in a underground garage. I’m in the elevator and don’t have to clean the snow. the village. He warmed for a minute and went. It is comfortable!

A car in a garage attached to the kitchen in a private house. I woke up, went for breakfast, went into the garage in shoes, took the car that would warm up the salon and you are already in a warm car. This is comfortable.

You do not understand anything.
Comfortable - it woke up in no hurry, the palace to the bed brings you a fresh newspaper and coffee with a light breakfast, after saying "There the manager with the report came. Let it take in an hour or not today?". This is really comfortable. The rest is vanity.

Size of genitalia 3 meters

>> Can "classical ballet be considered a similar event? Where homosexuals swallow their genitals quite professionally and, as a rule, quite elegantly.

can be. and count.
I would just say it, Mr. Milan.
By the way, what you took for the genitals - in ordinary people is called hands and feet.

I am proofing you that no time exists in nature.

We brought bad potatoes to the school employer.
The warehouser calls them, telling them to come and take your goods back.
After half an hour calls back, says - you can not take it, we use it as a guide on history lessons, on the blockade of Leningrad.
It was very shameful...

And if I went to someone else in exchange for a million dollars, would you agree?
Well, if you can pay in advance - then yes, finally!