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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №2288
 05.03.2008
If this quote reaches the top of the abyss, I will change the floor.

Madly

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2287
 05.03.2008
In the universe decided to periodically conduct psychological training, they are led by a cute girl from the 5th grade, she seems to be practicing. The first class was broken =) As always, the parties were moved, chairs were placed and a circle was destined to sit, she says:
- We seem to have not met you yet, let's each get up, say his name and all the truth about himself.
Vasek is up:
My name is Vasily... I am 19 years old... I am studying in the 3rd class * I drop my eyes * and I am an alcoholic.. =)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2286
 05.03.2008
<+{Kazantip_2008}> Let me know! Why Are Movies More Giga Dumb?
<+Jo> is difficult for them
<+Jo> by bytes with their fat moves

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2285
 05.03.2008
What do you have against the blonde?
YYY: 17 cm

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2284
 05.03.2008
Wicked (00:38:14 3/03/2008)
I will write you a poem,
Give it

twins (00:38:18 3/03/2008)
Give it

Wicked (00:38:24 3/03/2008)
fucking

twins (00:38:37 3/03/2008)
Fuck, it is so touching ;)

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №2283
 05.03.2008
If this quote reaches the top of the abyss, I will make 1000 origami rodents.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2282
 05.03.2008
Jolly (21:31:39 3/03/2008)
Do you know how to write a normal text?

Mikhail Sergeevich (21:32:20 3/03/2008)
Turn off the capslock ?

Jolly (21:34:04 3/03/2008)
Thanks, I had to turn off the computer before.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2281
 05.03.2008
and blind:
I today in the train dreamed Botkin, scornfully knocked his head, threatened with his finger and said:"What do you, fool, is the liver!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2280
 05.03.2008
Confetka
How to restore the password, the password from which is lost, if the mailbox at the time of registration is no longer valid?

Xeno
Ask how to catch bin Laden.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2279
 05.03.2008
by Acca (21:04)
How is your business?

by Acca (21:05)
A stupid question.
Do not answer

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2278
 05.03.2008
The girl doesn’t trust them! The Roman language in Italy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2277
 05.03.2008
Estonian man escapes from Finnish prison (c) lenta.ru

No comments

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2276
 05.03.2008
...
“Let’s ask Sasha, he ate the dog on the RAID. Sasha is free.
They are busy. I digest the dog.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2275
 05.03.2008
Sani, I need an example of an exacerbated crisis and a total victory on one side, can you suggest something?
Dog: Well... you and Rashpil (the nickname) kicked each other in the square with chestnuts, then he broke you the ball, you poured his aspirine and hydroperite into the door so that the whole pitch smelled a week, and he locked you in the garbage and you sat there for 3 hours, and now you are married to his daughter!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2274
 05.03.2008
From Mik:

The wife looks at the film first - the complicated fates of the heroes, experiences, the insightful dialogue of the young man with his father... I approach, stupidly tapping into the screen, "something clothes they have irrelevant" - I say. So it is the seventy! - the woman cries, smelling unwanted tears. "Does he have a payment terminal behind the back of the whole scene?" - I ask recklessly.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2273
 05.03.2008
XXX is
What do you think of the theoretically opposed tricks that require the connection of imagination to understand?

YYYY
Positively

XXX is
On Saturday, the comrade alone took alcohol, he became ill and he ran to the toilet, but did not run and guessed to himself in the sleeve.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №2272
 05.03.2008
Yesterday after a working week bought a bottle of beer on the way home (we in Tyumen is not cold yet. where is minus 12). Waiting for the bus. He went in and sat behind the two girls and heard;
What is there with the smoke?
Let us grow up. He is a goat.
So what is it about?? to
In general look. Deu Matisse is worth 170 thousand. It is simple. I need a bit of wraps. That’s already 200. I get 20 to 22 per month. That is, if you pay 18-19 per month to about a year, we will calculate. For each meal, you get 1-1,5 pieces. He will probably quit smoking. We will live with my mother. How are you arranged?
Everything is fine. Per he earns even more. It just doesn’t tell you.
Well here. And he said to me "You sent you to J*P with your arithmetic"";

P/S Whoever you were Dimka, from my person I award you the Order of "Russian Men" of the first degree

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2271
 05.03.2008
What are the red spots on your body?
and LA! Well, I bought a silent vacuum cleaner, now I don't know when it works and when it doesn't :(

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2270
 05.03.2008
Nird: Under the English law of 1845, attempted suicide was punished with the death penalty.
Nird: Well right, if I can’t die, I need to help him finish what he started.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2269
 05.03.2008
My friend is gone))
I have not had a girlfriend so long ago that it is already on its own.

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