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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157699
 05.03.2022
I cut my hand very hard, in the hospital, and I went through a couple of weeks. It was time to remove the seams, the hospital was to go out of hand and a veterinarian I knew offered to help with this matter. Dialogue at the Veterinary Clinic:

The veterinarian removes my seams.

I've lived, I take off man's seams.

I can swallow to make it easier.

Let it

Meu...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №157698
 05.03.2022
Better than others are understood in the monuments of the pigeon culture.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №157697
 05.03.2022
Having lived three and a half decades behind the polar circle, earned a privileged pension at a cottage or sand farm, her nephew moved to the middle strip.
The title "Northern" received immediately upon arrival, due to the acquired habit of not counting money and making gifts to everyone, by analogy - "brother from the north came."
Somewhat monotonous mode with polar night and polar day, changed in our band to a more acceptable rhythm for the body and added to it a lot of colors in the perception of the world.
She decided to organize a farm.
When she previously came on vacation, she brought every relative a whole fish smoked fragrance coat, and there were a lot of relatives.
But now I see, for local and district needed acquaintances, for those who give permission for construction, help to design and build, provide tribal animals and feed, a present - a salt coat.
Purely interesting :
Do you have direct fish supplies from Murmansk?
- Why from Murmansk, the price of the coat is the same as there, which is here. I buy at the wholesale base, wrap in the newspaper "Murmanski Vestnik" or "Kolske Slovo", here is the northern gift. Everyone praises, they say, you can’t buy it here.
When I moved, I brought two newspapers.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157696
 05.03.2022
Russian men thank Apple for stopping sales before March 8

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