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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15638
 05.04.2009
I was with a friend in the guests...I go in, and he rattles the cats *literally*;Scuco!You can't fuck in the bedroom!I'm here the main!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15637
 05.04.2009
The son wrote a SMS: I got 5 in Russian!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15636
 05.04.2009
KCKK
Of course, all have been quoted about "I have one" and "I am one such", and yet.. I have one girl when watching the series and there some kisses his hands as a fan and shouts "take her!"? Is this normal behavior?

What did you bring the girl to?
Fuck her!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15635
 05.04.2009
Admin and Users.
You’ve broken up with your arguments, Cheslaw.

It is simple.
A computer is a tool, so people who work with it must have basic computer literacy.
But a good specialist does not always know the computer properly.
A good specialist is more beneficial to an organization than the average, but with computer literacy.
Knowledge of the computer increases the efficiency of the specialist.
Running through the corridors and connecting the mice decreases the effectiveness of admin.

Conclusion is elementary. Admin writes a letter in the name of the chief, in which he asks for compulsory courses of basic computer literacy for the following persons: bla bla bla. In order to increase the effectiveness of the work of the collective (just here need more details. The time needed to get the result of the work is reduced, again bla-bla-bla).

The result will be great. Those who really did not know because of the education - will learn and stop drawing admin. And about those who will be lazy and dumb even after the courses, you can write another service. In which there will be a list of lessons not learned (paid by the company, most likely). They will be sent to courses again. At their own expense. Because the boss will be offended for the wasted money. After that everyone will be well.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15634
 05.04.2009
Lulu
And when I get bored, I paint blue whales with green pencil guaches...and you?

Chaplin
And I do not smoke.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №15633
 05.04.2009
Windows 7 will not be the successor of Vista, but 2008 Server. In short, it focuses more on programmers than on gamers. That’s why I started downloading her alpha version.
Do I have a dick or not? With my comp parameters?
If you increase the OZU, then swing boldly.
Shalawa_i_Co: Wait, people, and how do you put 7 and save XP'hu? Two on one computer?
ArivEDERCHI: No idea... Hey Fisherman, what do you think?
The fish... I don’t know.
Let’s ask the admin! He is said to be a computer genius. Hey admin!
Shalawa_i_ko: It won’t work, I need to write it in the face.
Shiori & NYA!And she! The Kawaii! Don’t play with the Osmos, watch the Lucky Star! The zero size is Lolita! Let’s go to the cosplay paths and arrange a coffee!! to
Fish: What was it? eighth day
by admin...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15632
 05.04.2009
In response to the quote "Why do the greens paint girls in expensive sweaters, and cyclists packed in leather from legs to heads - do not pay attention?"
Because the cyclist can give puzzles throughout the rose, applying for this their favorite steel mounting... And individual advanced copies wear the bike "green" on the bag... And there are also those that will easily make from "green" "blue"...
The last for the greens – the worst... 8))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15631
 05.04.2009
How do you feel about anal sex?
Grandpa Mouse: I don’t know
GrandPa Mouse: no experience
And what about the pitchers?
GrandPa Mouse: negative
Is there an experience?)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15630
 05.04.2009
Rescue the family.
Ping on dom2 doesn't go - they set the firewall. Who knows the DNS?
Change the tactics

Bring it to a better plz - what to pin it?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15629
 05.04.2009
We are sitting in the office together – I and the dark silent grandfather of post-retirement age. All communication with him is reduced to “good morning, Anatoly Ivanovich” – “to tomorrow, Anatoly Ivanovich”. And suddenly today he decided not to remember his Soviet institutional youth.
“And the women’s and men’s toilets,” he says, “were separated by a cardboard partition. Naturally, someone immediately thought about making a hole of the size of the eyes to look at the girls. Everything was fine until one comrade thought of pushing a member into this hole - the girls to pop. But it was not there. Everyone screamed, but one was not confused and the member grabbed so that he even blew up, and cried the cleaner - hold on, and I will call the head of the department! Five minutes later, the head of the department ran, saw such a case, pushed the cleaner away, grabbed herself for the member and shouted - call the rector! The rector ran away... He didn’t get anything, but the moral degradation of the member’s owner was expelled from the institute.
And you say, today’s youths have a moral image not that... Yes, not that...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №15628
 05.04.2009
For the authors. Have you written a funny quote? Remove from it the word "dress" (usually stands in the last sentence). Was it ridiculous? Your quote is shit, you don’t need to post it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15627
 05.04.2009
On the other day while he was driving to the country, he passed by a girl aged 8-11, who was fucking a bicycle on the sidelines with a tail.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15626
 05.04.2009
Only we have 100 grams - the name of the product, not its weight!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15625
 05.04.2009
fad2727: I sell two adidas sports windshields
Niegelon: I am tormented by vague doubts... and where are their former owners?
KitBuba: are there still seeds in the pocket of the windshields?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15624
 05.04.2009
What appeared first – the green hill in the Telepuzikov movie or the standard desktop background in WinXP?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15623
 05.04.2009
In a verbal battle between two men, every centimeter is important.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15622
 05.04.2009
I work for the TEC. Who doesn't know - the TEC produces heat and electricity.
We were overbought here by a cool holding and the cool boys-managers have already begun to appear and look at what you can do here.
This is the Moscow Commission. The management of the TEC meets - there is nowhere to go, with the "masters" it is necessary to be more loving, although it reduces the...
They ask the Moscovites: "Why would you like to start the tour?" And here the boy-manager of the most major kind says: "From the warehouse of finished products!"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15621
 05.04.2009
You did not give me the keyboard from that computer!
And what happened?
I press "y" and the point comes out.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №15620
 05.04.2009
I read old quotes and suddenly I understood one thing. The modern баш.org has become faceless. If previously quotations from ICQ or IRC were thrown here, then the nics were not cut. They did not replace them with faceless "he," "she," "xxx," " wow." The country knew its heroes. We were proud that our nicknames "lighted" here. It created a sense of credibility. This is what is lacking in modern citations. I can’t get rid of the feeling that I’m being mocked when I read that X wrote the game.
Please do not hide behind the mask. Let this be a small step toward the return of the "old Bacha."
Thank you for reading these letters.
Good wishes to the other snowman.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №15619
 05.04.2009
At work, the drivers found a wallet, filled it with paper for puffiness and stuck to the ground. They are sitting, hiding and watching. They had a speaker with them.
Different people walked through the street, trying to take out the wallet, but without success.
Then the man approached, stood up and helped – he did not turn away. They said to him in the loudspeaker: “Draw stronger!” and the man raised his head, looked around and began to drag. They said to him again, “Stronger!” and the man looked around again, and he saw no one. Then he lifted up his head toward heaven, stretched out his hands and said, "It is not possible, Lord."

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