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[ + 138 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31047
 05.06.2010
xxx: I have a day like this: exercise (+contrast shower) - sex (there is a girl) - Kabbalah (online game) - I go to the gym (I have been doing more than 2 years) - Kabbalah (...) - sex (...) - I go to bed. The next day, the same thing instead of a workout - English courses. On the weekend club, bar... in general all sorts of rest. I am going to the beach after trekking. I change a girl if possible 2-3 times a month, or they get bored.
Yyy: And then you wake up, collect the wallet and go to school xD

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31046
 05.06.2010
Commentary on photos of Samantha Fox:
I remember, I remember everything. It hangs in every toilet. I couldn’t fuck quietly. A member of the toilet fit in.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31045
 05.06.2010
Do you have a new shirt? 0 0 0
YYYY: Yes
X: Why haven’t you been there before?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31044
 05.06.2010
Evangelisto: if you curl the toilet paper with the tape of Mobius, you can use it twice as long.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31043
 05.06.2010
I walk past the garage where the metalists are rehearsing. Through the melody of the scream:
Hold on, you fool! Hold on, fuck it up!! Keep the rhythm!

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №31042
 05.06.2010
The wife put up cooking sausages and went into the room to tie. I walk past the kitchen, I hear some roar and a wicked whisper. I look into the kitchen - a cat stands on the plate, passing from foot to foot (hot!) He tries to grab the sausage with his finger. He puts his finger in the pot, jumps, squeezes with a sprinkled lap and squeezes.
Fuck the fucking...
But the sauce is still a sperm.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31041
 05.06.2010
Ignoring you – how can it be boring?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31040
 05.06.2010
Mr. El: I’m on the o_o
Den: What is it?
mr.el: Yes, I sit in the square on the upper floor, I miss it, the square fits, asks the guy I don't do anything, well, I laughed that there is no circle to draw a square. Prepod left, and then the subtle meaning came to him, I stand in the corridor, waiting for the end of the pair and punishment :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31039
 05.06.2010
She: Here before, years before 19, I was a bright blonde, and now I am 22, my hair darkened and became dark blond ((((
Don’t be upset, you will be wise!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31038
 05.06.2010
Ohhhhhh Let me meet.
Oh well. Call me Sergei.
Ohhhhhh I am dancing.
Oh well. Very nice dance. Tell me what size are you?
Ohhhhhh Are you another man who only cares about breasts?
Oh well. No that you! I am intrigued by your mysterious inner world.
Ohhhhhh Okay then. 2nd
Oh well. Sorry Tania, you’re too small. BBB
Ohhhhhh Wicked

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31037
 05.06.2010
You cheat me all the time for some reason.
How can I deceive you? I always say only what you want to hear from me.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31036
 05.06.2010
Senya did not sleep at night, some idiots at 2 a.m. began to break the door in the bucket on the floor.
After half an hour, they realized they had gotten the wrong floor and left.
Zzzz: well half three it is not too late to sleep again...
xxx: I thought so, but these idiots came in an hour and began to fix it!!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31035
 05.06.2010
XXX Why?
Don’t go mouse!
XXX is blunt?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31034
 05.06.2010
I sit late in the evening at McDonald’s, the hall is almost empty, there is a huge bullshit coming in, it sits right at my table. I begin to watch. Ambal remained silent and asked, “Do you hear, what are you doing in life?” and “I’m already specifically excited, but I answer: “I program games.” Ambal is silent for thirty seconds, looking closely somewhere above my head, then asks, “Do you hear, and why does Pakman not eat his eyes?” I’m in the shower, then I turn around and look into the window behind me. There two Mentov patrol cars slowly depart for the turn. Why does Pacman not eat his eyes?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31033
 05.06.2010
Do you remember the smoke? Is it white, tall?
I don’t even remember men I don’t like!
I think that’s why you know all the locals in the area by their names.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №31032
 05.06.2010
Take your garbage, wash your dishes, prepare your dinner.
He said, “I have no power over you, Zabulon.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №31031
 05.06.2010
I want to, but I don’t want to admit that I don’t want to cook.

[ + 105 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31030
 05.06.2010
Ashan, there is a huge basket with hats, hats, panams.
In the basket is a mother with a boy aged 10-11. On the other hand, in Panama, the grandfather is extremely old.
The boy pulls out of the basket a huge hue with wide fields and a mac on the side. He excites and cries:
“Mom, mom, look what a hat I have!
What are you doing?! Why did you catch a woman’s hat? Are you an idiot? What are you, grandmother? You’d be scared of cowards! What do you do like a babysitter? There’s still a whirlwind! Come on, go on, take an example!

Suddenly my grandfather,
With an untransmitted-anecdotal "Odessa" pronouncement, gracing and helping yourself with gestures:

You are in vain instructing the boy. Having such a sample of a woman near you from childhood, your boy will easily become a pederast without additional instructions!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31029
 05.06.2010
Once we’ve talked about touch monitors... I work in a supermarket, fashed chicken and packed on a special machine. There is a touch screen. In a small room, I am alone. When I go for a break, I turn off the lights. And the flies fly to the only source of light – the touch screen. In general, somehow in 15 minutes of my absence the flies had time to change the number to an earlier one, changed the rate of feed of the plate, the tension of the film, the temperature of bumping and printed a sticker with the amount of chicken packed for today...

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31028
 05.06.2010
~T1p~ (01:48:37 5/06/2010)
You can't imagine the size of the girl's breasts I'm going to fuck soon if you don't bother me.

Gosja (01:49:20 5/06/2010)
You can’t imagine the size of the cock in front of your nose, she’ll be spinning Babenko with a smile on her face when she’ll overwhelm you on the diploma!

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