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[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150616
 05.07.2018
My future wife and I went on holiday in the south by train. And we got a companion: a woman of 45 years old. What is strange, the upper shelf is empty (June, time for holidays and busy trains). And in this composition for 2 days.

I have an ordinary set of entertainment on my way: a book-music-eat-sleep. My girlfriend added to this another conversation with this woman. And they said a lot. They had very interesting conversations when I was out. Because when he returned - the companion immediately silenced and looked dissatisfied, saying, 'what so fast! '



She had to go out in Gelsenkirchen, and we had to go to the end. He helped her out, took her luggage carefully, wished her a good rest. Then they told me what this woman was talking about all that time.



It turns out she has a son. A little younger than me. My girlfriend looked at her. And convinced her to leave me and start dating a normal guy. He had an education bought economic, his mother bought him one, and with the girls he did not walk - his innocence was preserved. Even the photo showed. I am, in her opinion, an unreliable person, kind of a bandit and it is unknown who my ancestors have. Suddenly Vlad Zepesh! But my, because of my upbringing and female norms of behavior, could not immediately send this advantageous offer to the youth and endured it all the way.



This is how you go with a man for 2 days, eat at the same table - and he mixes you with dirt.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №150615
 05.07.2018
They only fly low.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №150614
 05.07.2018
"RJUNY'S DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DISCIPLINACY, THIS DIS In general- foolish.And all this "ruins" one nurse.Yes,a small sketch of the plan of the reception room-a large iron-glass door(I remember in the yard in the early 90s),the table to the right of the entrance,the catwalk in front of the entrance,a little sloppy double wooden doors,there are already cabinets and chambers.From the door to the door almost five meters.So- in the middle of the morning"beddlem" with PINKA opened both doors of the wooden inner door (one doors even knocked on the catwalk with the screaming grandmother) and appears with your hands behind the back (he carries a carrier with a body), therefore,the same doors, covered by a simple, soaked from the hand hanging under ...Al I would not have been singing this OR...But the apophysis is that they are singing...If I am sick, I will not go to the doctors... (there was such a song).P.S.As long as they went from the inner door to the outside (about five meters), only the nurse remained in the reception room,and that,because the table prevented them from escaping...P.P.S.The doll escaped the first...And you say-Kashpirovsky,Chumak...Be healthy ;-)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №150613
 05.07.2018
If a company is looking for employees and positioning itself as a “family,” it means that instead of paying, they are going to fuck.

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