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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №158298
 05.07.2022
Q: What do women expect from men?



YYY: To pay attention and not get bored. To work a lot and always be around. To decide everything, but, at the same time, in all matters do what she wants.

In short, the fucker will understand.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158297
 05.07.2022
And where were those who assured us that the world was beautiful and amazing?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №158296
 05.07.2022
I fall asleep, and my hand hangs from the couch. I feel the cat touched her leg and started licking with her scratched tongue (sometimes it does). I turn to the other side and see my Vaska sleeping safely in my legs! I went under the bed and there was another cat sitting. Apparently, he walked through the vineyard to me through the balcony to the second floor. The childhood fear of the monster under the bed was realized.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №158295
 05.07.2022
The growth of popular approval is no longer on television.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158294
 05.07.2022
I had in the institute a friend from the kzyl hordes. Whether he was a chess player, I don’t remember. I played blind. All of them endured. I only won him once. But! On other subjects, pen pen. The entire diaspora worked with him. Mathematics and programming are deaf. He was expelled after the first session. All the couples. Then I learned that playing chess is not always a sign of intelligence.

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