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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51321
 05.08.2011
by K@!zEr
So try it.
Stop being a hammer yourself.
Do not let him hide.
meet you laugh you talk
And then kisses.
Ugly arms
Badly anal sex

Annual
Shameful ending in the eye

by K@!zEr
Shit on the ass in the shy posture of cancer "Nnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa a dirty fuck!!! This is a shit!"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51320
 05.08.2011
When you sit at work and suddenly comes such a moment that you have already done everything and realize that there is nothing more to do, and until the end of the working day a few more hours - do not rush to relax, most likely you have something big somewhere fuck!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №51319
 05.08.2011
What do you do there?
I thought I was on a pigeon! He was sitting under the border and didn’t think of flying away, apparently, and I didn’t even notice him. has arrived. The crust broke out... In short, I killed him. and happiness.
The pigeon? O_O

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51318
 05.08.2011
If ordinary people sing "Param-Pam-Pam", then forum moderators, apparently "Baran! by Ban! Ban!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51317
 05.08.2011
I love concrete – you can hide bodies in it.

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51316
 05.08.2011
We went to Moscow for a visit to my aunt.There, every day it was necessary to ride a bus and not to pay for the younger sister (8 years old), asked her to say that she is still 6 years old (for those who do not know children up to 7 years in public transport ride for free).So, they were trained, and on the question: "Pola, how old are you?" the child confidently replied: "Six."
Her mother came to visit her aunt and asked, "Pola, how old are you?" and the child replied, "Well, I am eight, but six for the bus."

Billy-Villy

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №51315
 05.08.2011
Yes, my parents have been trying to take me away from coffee for two years... hid, mocked, taught life... everything, they’ve been killed.
Problems with coffee addiction?
Oh no, you understand
I personally do not have a problem with coffee addiction.
My mom and dad have problems with my coffee addiction.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №51314
 05.08.2011
XXX: the note had to put on the pencil
XXX: 77 degrees
YYY: Overheating forced the use of graphite sticks.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51313
 05.08.2011
Director of AutovAZ recalled his decepticons back to Cybertron

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №51312
 05.08.2011
She is: eeeeeggeeggeejejejej!!!! to
Chapter 1: Hello
The morning is good.
Are they all asleep?
He: I am not very
1: I am not very
It was a nightmare (
She: at 4 o’clock in the morning, the dog dreamed of something terrible, in her dream, she stumbled, woke up, ran out of the room into the corridor, doping along the road and ended her nightmare with a loud soul-breaking puck.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51311
 05.08.2011
The miracle did not happen today. Maybe tomorrow?
No, I’m watching someone burn.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51310
 05.08.2011
My mother burned:
I gave birth to exactly what I wanted!

[ + 62 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51309
 05.08.2011
Fuck this world. Create someone else.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51308
 05.08.2011
I work in online game support. This is what we have in the chat:

xxxSTALKERxxx [85] : I will buy the runes of the wise stream, plant it in the face.

I don't know if he bought the runs. But what he’s in the face, not only psali, but also joke, I’m just sure =)

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51307
 05.08.2011
Hello to you!!!! to
Where have you been?!!!!! to
What are you doing, what are you silent about?!!!! to
YYY: I think you copied these 13*3 crying signs or killed one by one?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51306
 05.08.2011
From the news tape:

A resident of the city of Vilnius noticed the robber in a mask, but it turned out that it was a black man without a mask.

Tuesday evening at 20:00. A resident of the city of Vilnius, Lithuania, contacted the police with the message that he saw through the window of his apartment, on the fifth floor of a neighboring house a man in a black mask on his head. The resident suggested that the man in the mask was a robber who entered the apartment. A patrol of police officers was dispatched to the indicated address, who found out on the spot that this apartment was removed by a resident from Nigeria, and the person in the mask was no more than a black man.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51305
 05.08.2011
xxx: hello everyone!give me a clue where to get the dots and lower threshold for strings on the ural electrocu?
YYYY : )
Yyy: In Hell

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51304
 05.08.2011
Talk to a friend on Skype. He begins to sing. In the corner slowly pops up Skype message: "A loud noise from the speakers"

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51303
 05.08.2011
Topic "What do you say when you finish?"

by search4yap
remove the powder;
Watts of Hunting

The Destroyers:
Silently hiding the body.

The Doctor:
The fire!!by 1111

Cliff
"Will you ever come down from me or will you lie down?"

commentary
The memorial chatta from Latin recently spoke of oga:
Finis coronat opus – the wreath of the end!! to
And now the Latin handed over, I’ll probably quote from the code???! to

Motildoch
Are you together again, my knives?

Darky
I’m always silent :D

DOCK
I say thank you, I ask for my name. And then I say witnesses, because I’m very polite.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51302
 05.08.2011
xxx 04.08.2011 13:46
A pleasant appetite.

yyy 04.08.2011 13:46
What are you eating?

xxx 04.08.2011 13:46
Slavery and Potatoes

xxx 04.08.2011 13:47
The fish! The fish! )

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