I went with my husband and daughter to "The Hobbit". On the way back, I am outraged that the boat smuggler (Bard) has too big children for his age - he is 35 years old, and the eldest daughter is an adult girl, 18 years old, no less.
The husband:
I found something to do. That is, everything else is suitable for you, dwarves, orcs, a fire-breathing dragon - everything is normal, plausible. The kids, fucking, are not like that.

He introduced the beginning of the phrase in the google translator: "I am so sleepy now that..."
He tells me, the shit is like this:
You may have meant: I’m so fat now that...
Trollface
I know you know everything about me. But to remind you of this constantly - it is already memeton.

Here's what I like New Year, you can call a person and say, "a burr hole hole", and in response to hearing the good: "and you with the holiday, and you the same"... and so immediately well on the soul... All with the New Year and coming Christmas!!! to

Well, now in the temple of Christ the Savior you can also open a gay club. There is washing, there is trade, now you have to have fun.
What if the people do not understand?
Ultimately, it can only be for yours.

How to Play Sims

XXX: And I introduced chit for money.
Built a healthy rectangular house on the entire area (the largest) and made a store where prices were the lowest))
Did you build Ashan?

Britain’s defense minister declined to comment on the incident with an unnamed Russian military ship, which approached the coast of Scotland 30 miles last week on New Year’s Eve.
Very interesting explanation;
However, as a result of the military budget cuts, Britain’s only combat-capable ship, the Defender Type 45 destroyer, was in Portsmouth, 600 miles from the Russian ship moving along the coast of Scotland, so HMS Defender was able to arrive to intercept only 24 hours later, when the Russian ship was already leaving the coast of Scotland in the direction of neutral waters.

here here :

Yesterday morning my mom ran into my room, sharply threw a furious puppy on me, laughed and ran away. She is 47 years old.

— — —
What a nightmare.
And it is true, after 40 it is only necessary to wept, tie a sweater and walk with a stick on the tails, asking for a place on the cemetery with a toothless mouth.
And after fifty, lie down in the grave and wait for them to be taken there.

Andrei, 49 years old, four-time grandfather, 8 Persians 100+ at Perfect World

to this:
" husband: Oh how. by 12+
I: And do not say.
In the planetarium?
I am UGU.
Man: The template to break are afraid."

exactly is. I remember when I was 6 years old in the planetarium and I was told that the sun would go out and we all fuck, I long sought.

I dreamed a dream.
Police officers come to me and question you, like where you were after 12 o’clock at night. I say at home. They: "and who can confirm this?" My friend, I say, she had. They said, “Would you be able to keep your quiet at night, and your neighbors are complaining?”

The Optimist :

At least our athletes will be trained there.
And the contribution not only to the facilities, but also to the infrastructure that will be used by tourists who rest at home, not feeding all kinds of Egypt and Turkey.

Do you not guess that the prices for the holiday in the post-Olympic Sochi will be just cloudy, and the service is unlikely to reach even the Turkish-Egyptian?

I: Yes, and in general, I am a monster and a moral wicked.
He is: you? You are the center of worldly kindness, I am a monster!
I: I ate cream in front of the eyes of the cat
He: Okay, you won

The Messiah:

You are funny people: Smog-Smaug, drunk elves. And no one was confused that Turin was quietly sailing in a Iron Car in a stream of melted gold, holding the boat a few centimeters from the surface of this stream?? to

In the melting of gold will float not only an empty iron product, but also the brush of that, since the density of the melting of gold is higher than the density of the solid iron.
Well, for the thermal resistance of the dwarves and their boots, I will not say anything.
Although somewhere encountered a description of how the gnome pulled steel plots from the mountain with his naked hands :)

I went to my friend Yuri in the garden for a shale.
I burn a fire. Lots of wood.
And then Slavik says: Can a tree break its branches?
Andrei: Well, if we break the branch, Yura will break us for that.

Usually, all our relatives are divided into two large groups – those we can’t get rid of and those who can’t get rid of us.

I disagree with the opinion that the leadership of our country is like ours. Among my friends there are no thieves.

Time to close. Just delete the site to the damn mother. I turned into a kind of puppy, where all the ugliness is poured out.

Quote from the article on breastfeeding:
Even in the case of using a bottle as close as possible to the shape of the breast, the child opens the mouth for a maximum of 90 degrees, and you need 120-150 degrees.

Not at least 180-200. Recommended toothbrush reach interdental.

We sit with the kids in the cafe, waiting for the ordered blends. Children are hungry, nervous, I try to play them:
I: - Let's play in the "eat-not-eat"?
Day 1: Let’s Go The fucking?
Chapter 2: The Fucking Eating.
Day 1: Right, fucking eaten. All we played!

They sit, wait and get nervous.

For health, it is better when the bullets end first, not the nerves. Nick Blue

The story of a migrant to Northern Cyprus.
One comrade told me how he decided to pick up a bag of mandarins from a garden just ten meters from the house. He went out at night, and while he was breaking in the light of the moon, the master approached him and offered help. He then brought a large box, put the mandarins in a box and a full pack. Then he helped a confused man bring the box home and offered to come in the afternoon so that he could tell which trees grow the sweetest and most mature mandarins. Since then, this comrade has only bought mandarins in the store, like all normal people.