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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №153110
 06.10.2019
Eating snacks from the bar table, don’t call it a joint meal.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153109
 06.10.2019
She painted her eyebrows herself, made the a-la natural, thick. It was hernia. The husband came from work, said nothing about it, but all night "for fun", kisses, hugs. I thought he liked me like that. And before going to bed he says to me, "Good night, Brezhnev Leonid Ilyich. “Let’s kiss?”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №153108
 06.10.2019
Putin has complained about “lying about Ukraine on all channels”.
He has not yet seen a “direct line” with the president.

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