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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89372
 06.11.2013
111: Wow... ugly stupid people... how they’re angry with me
222: Do not pay attention to miserable creatures! I’ll paint you with my pencil and it’ll go!
I don’t want to paint with pencil, I want genocide.
222: Draw yourself a genocide!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89371
 06.11.2013
From Yandex News:
The Olympic torch will be delivered into space by a Russian, American and Japanese astronaut.
It looks like the beginning of an anecdote.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89370
 06.11.2013
The child makes a report on the compass, I play mahjong on the tablet.
Now how to preserve?
Press the disk in the upper right corner.
What to press?
On the disc.
I don’t know what this is!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89369
 06.11.2013
Here is this:
> and >
I thought, it would not be bad after a hot bath to drink a cold wheat beer, with fish, and watch the big bang theory, a new series.
And I had to think about it, as a woman came from work, who owed me beer, for the help of a computer, brought everything as I ordered. I'm going to the courage bomb, and there's a new series! I am happy as a dough)))

Meanwhile, the skin is shrinking and shrinking.

Thanks to you, friend. To understand the meaning of your comment I read in Wikipedia the content of the novel "Shagren’s Skin". Now I have a novel, I will definitely read it :o)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89368
 06.11.2013
In the Moscow metro machine will issue a free ticket for 30 seats:
30 for a ticket.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №89367
 06.11.2013
Looking at some modern guys, it seems that they have sucked out for the iPhone...

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89366
 06.11.2013
As a matter of fact, on the bulk accounting of the teaching asked on what account the footballers in the clubs go, after explaining a little thought added:
- But sometime in one of the provincial cities they were counted as 11 "Animals on cultivation and feeding".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89365
 06.11.2013
I am pleased to inform you that you have not been observed until yesterday.
And from yesterday?
All good and good luck!
Nausea

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89364
 06.11.2013
Synthesis: Girls at work told that some supermarkets sold toys from the series of microbes and viruses. I imagine myself:
Tell me, do you have a cough?
Unfortunately, the cough is over. And take this pale triponema, look what a cute girl!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89363
 06.11.2013
xxx: when I was studying in school, a monter with the TEC-23 came to us for the lesson and said that he was looking for the pissy of Ermakov Andrey, his diary was found on the highest tube of this TEC, he wanted to look in the eyes of this fearless student personally.
Fuck, he will find me.
Zzzz: Oh, here you are the shit! Yes, you broke us all the TEC with your diary, you cleaned the pipe after you, people are still frozen!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89362
 06.11.2013
I read here:
Coffee: So Facebook and Instagram can sell my photos?
Merlin Dietrich: Remember one thing forever, if you use a resource and do not pay for it, then you are not a customer, you are a commodity.

I thought of free medicine.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89361
 06.11.2013
"VAT, goats, Cinderella...
Something is missing, Colonel Isaev thought, studying the encryption from the center.
ccaps

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89360
 06.11.2013
Hi, I found the key here.
Hi to you. and what?
On it is a label with your number.
I found a phone here...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89359
 06.11.2013
xxx: is a view from above or from the side
YYY: is a question or a statement

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89358
 06.11.2013
From the WoT website, section "the dictionary of the tankist":

Kirkorov is the only destroyed tank in the winning team.

I love the artists ?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №89357
 06.11.2013
The best compliment I’ve ever heard from the IT-shnik: "That’s what I’d give you! Admin rights for everything. Everything in the office!"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89356
 06.11.2013
New U.S. sniper rifle: with Wi-Fi, Linux and autoprice

M4A1 will soon be on Windows 8. This is really chic!! Aero menu with a choice of goals. touch and voice control, pop-up windows... You tell her shoot, and she answers you: "you definitely want to shoot?" "Choose the targets you want to shoot", "you accept the license agreement that if the rifle will kill its own in vain, then the company Microsoft is not to blame for this, all the fault lies entirely on the user." "Among the selected targets are civilians", and the rifle is covered in blue color with incomprehensible letters....

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89355
 06.11.2013
1: Briefly help guys, I need a car so that there are no weak spots. List in comments.
2: I think the choice is obvious: the Mazda RX-8. Nothing breaks there. There is a spender.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №89354
 06.11.2013
xxx: It’s right, there is a lot of genetic marriage that has a place for the photo. Who has a big ass and a big ass is Tom. Whoever has no ass or butt is damn damn.

YYY: What about the intermediate options? For example, a strong ass, but no bubble? Or a dirty ass with a bubble? What if the ass is not strong, but elastic and there is a little bubble? Another question: what amount of bubble is needed to have a grandmother, and what device to measure the strength of the ass? Yes, again, if the grandmother has the strongest ass and a lot of babies - does she also have a grandmother?

[ + 12 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89353
 06.11.2013
here here :
Here is this:
Reading posts about the Russian Post, there was such an idea.Build a package with pressure sensors on all sides, an accelerometer, a microphone and an actual recording device.On arrival (if it comes) to process the data and put it on the network)Who has the technical resources for this experiment, do this PLEASE.

Read the Habr. A similar experiment was conducted. A lot of educational travel packages.
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