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[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157142
 06.11.2021
It seems to me alone that our Russian space industry is already rogozinizing?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №157141
 06.11.2021
We need such policies.

Vito Perillo, a former naval officer, a veteran of World War II, first engaged in politics at the age of 93. Tired of the mess and high taxes in the town of Tinton Falls, New Jersey (17 thousand inhabitants), he put forward his candidacy for mayor and won the election. During his four years in office, he managed to regularly dispose of garbage, invested $8 million in road works, and invested $4 million in parks and recreation, including building a court for pixelball (a hybrid of tennis, badminton and ping-pong) for which he was especially sought by voters.

Yesterday, the 97-year-old Perillo was re-elected for a second term, defeating three rivals, the oldest of whom was 40 years younger than him, and became the oldest mayor in the history of the United States. He says he feels great, and promises to bring in order and reopen the city library, which is currently under repair.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157140
 06.11.2021
Insulted believers!
If you look at the Temple rather than your naked ass, your feelings will remain untouched.

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