Probably it was a mistake to start the school composition with the word "Storkly";

Why do you have a multimedia converter for reception multi-mode connected, and for transmission single-mode?
Form number 8
and?
What is stolen, we wear.

Snowboarding is the art of collecting the whole snow of the yard in three pieces.

Users are idiots.
Online game client fffffffffff
Tips on the game site to check the computer, windows, download, drivers - why???? It is as if the cows of the caterpillars will not appear after that, because the caterpillars will not leave!
When will they first release a normal gaming client and not repudiate that the user is all wrong? and how then before that point the user's game worked did not interfere with the Windows driver and download??? What is it?? to
The man comes with the refrigerator to the service and says:
The refrigerator is suddenly turned off and has been working before.
- check how clean they are from the inside, the products are fresh, enough power and if the bulb is burning?
Are you going to fix the shit or admina cosplay?

So think here:
"The criminal stole a million rubles to issue pensions in Moscow"

Robin Hood or a thief?

the very moment when you write a fine and smart thought, you raise your eyes to the monitor, and there t,fyysq gbpltw

XXX is hello. I need a wedding photo. How much is it?

YYY: Good day! What date do you have?

What’s the difference to you??? You are strange. We hate nothing from you!

On a federal message, Deputy Fyodorov sits surrounded by CIA agents – iron-cut people, I would have already crossed them all with a fork from the buffet.

Do you think that two-thirds of our lives are seen on the screen?
YYY: I was thinking about it, yes. It is a bit scary.
YYY: Our interface is not eyes and ears, but a comp monitor. We are cyborgs.
The computers have enslaved us!
Congratulations to Neo

Omelette with spinach and brie cheese

I grew up in a village in the suburbs of Moscow a decorative plant called "holes". from the Soviet years. And one day my future wife came there, saw fresh grounds, and with the screams "oh, spinach! I could have eaten a couple" on them.
I am for what? Not everything is exotic with a foreign name.

The husband yesterday connected the dishwasher, took a moth of flaxseed, looked at it and suddenly issued, from Yesenin: "With a snop of your oat hair, you dreamed of me forever..."

The Coca-Cola cowboys are gone! New year soon.

The husband when feeding the kitten (and they run around him and mock and jump) screams at the whole apartment: I don't see your LAAAPs!

And “Seven Fridays a Week” is quickening every night, right?

Once upon a time, a group of SOBR capture came to a barrier in the apartment. The door is metal, massive. He is locked there. They started this door with a Bulgarian, they look, and the cuts are tightened from the back. So this bargain turned on the welding machine and let the door be welded. The Soviets were of course shocked by such a greed, but eventually guessed to cut off the light.

An 55-year-old woman, the mother of three programmers, asks someone who is not psychotic to teach her the internet.

(The news)

"Rospotrebnadzor advises not to go abroad for the New Year"

So far, I’m just advising... Okay.

In the ass of traffic junk, electric forever!
Traffic in the ass? A strange desire.

The employee (C) comes with the words: "Dubes (local psycho) disbanded!"
I (compassionately) "Yes, when I go out, I’m always convinced"
C: The truth has been dissolved. There are no doctors, no sanitarians, no one to work, everyone was sent home.