Forgiven should be done on March 9th - suddenly why not again?

In Sochi, a pensioner with a grenade was detained

For an object similar to a grenade,
A man who looks like a pensioner.
People in uniform like police officers.
A man who looks like the president.

I had a single-eyed cat named Kutuz.
In honor of Kutuzov?
Well yes.
and wait. A cat or a cat?
The cat.
Why then Kutuz?
- Well... I thought that the Cat Cat is a strange name for a cat. No is?
From ne_stolica's journal

You go to RIV GOSH, and there are men. confused as such. and sad sadness.

That the foolish elephant would break you.
Spraying
Tell your girlfriend.

YYY: I have a stop...
XXX: Which sampan is opened?

Only in the design bureau cut the cake, calculating the corner of the piece... In the matcad :)

A comment to one article:
xxx: We once in the forest threw a tail into the pine, who did not kicked out drank a stone... After an hour, the taporic started flying past... In the end, they fucked the tail )))))

xxx: By the way, elsral, nick is counted.
Just universal such a biography and chronology of life achievements, suitable for absolutely everyone.)))
Next time I’ll go somewhere, I’ll call myself Pilbleval.

Remember, during the time of restructuring and further democratization, the school fought for the abolition of the school form? We all go as we want! Girls were allowed to wear earrings and condoms in their wallets.
and CHO?
Everyone went as they wanted, everyone studied as they could.
And then these girls grew up, stood up on high heels, came to the offices of democratic import campaigns, and they were there from the threshold of the hoax! The dress code. Jeans, cabbage, causing cosmetics - nahuy. The length of the shirt is not shorter than the stage of the case. The length of the letter of your husband should not be longer than 15 cm, because our president has 16. and etc.

They are Oh! And the democracy?
They are joke! That is democracy!
You have been disbanded in your totalitarianism, and we will not play. Get up in order!

If you continue to communicate with me
XXX: You will soon start fighting with Matt.
Tagged: Nihua

She: She slept for ten hours and still didn’t sleep :(
You are so insatiable in bed!

Dj Ogonek (23:19:59 5/03/2011)
What are you now?

Daria (23:20:30 5/03/2011)
In the bus

Dj Ogonek (23:20:40 5/03/2011)
Coolly

Dj Ogonek (23:20:51 5/03/2011)
I gently take the bus from you.

The batteries are in the alarm clock - I sit, look at the vibrator and think what I need... ><

Brother with the shout of Banzai! I escaped to make cakes, after a while I approach the kitchen and hear: start, attention, FARSH!
It is over)

Do you want a hot cake?
He is: Oh yes.
She is: the cake.
He is blatant.

I came to the bank with a whole package of worn days. Aunt sits in the box with horror, recounting... it goes to half a hundred. It stretches me.
That I cannot accept.
I. Why? There are enough signs to identify authenticity. It is not gold, and the nominal is obvious!
If I did, I’t work in the bank. I would take one of the five thousand, break it in pieces and spread it across the different branches of the bank. And then again... and again... and more... and more... and more.

XXX: I cooked the cock today.
WOW: What is it? O_O
XHH: Well in the real sense)
WOW :D

Old School:
The student of the famous professor of semiotics Yuri Lothman very much liked the film "Flights in a Dream and Alive", and he wrote me a letter - a selection of the film. It was impossible to read it, because every step he found his explanation. For example, in the film there is a frame where the main character runs through the field to a pile of seed. He wears shoes with a red foot. The critic wrote: “It’s not just footwear – it’s red footwear. Because he’s burning the ground under his feet!” and I remember as he spoke to the recruiter on the site: “Dumb, you couldn’t find shoes with normal heels?“!”

I’ll come to you tonight, I’ll change the window.
Okay, I will wait.
XHHH: things came up, I will run on another day.
Fuck, I barbed my legs.