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The best spies are the elderly. They are not seen by women – they are not their rivals, they are not noticed by men – they are not a sexual object. They are invisible.

Famous director-multiplier Harry Bardin graduated from the School-studio of the MHAT and at the beginning of his career worked as an actor of the theater. and Gogol. In the children's fairy tale "Magic Cat" he got the role of Ivan.
The hero walked on the stage with a huge bump. The artist of the theatre made it out of straw and painted it with paint. However, the weapon turned out to be very similar to a male member. Since there was no sex in the USSR, and this was the 70s of the last century, then the censors somehow did not give importance to the similarity and missed the hole on the stage.
The kids were delighted with Ivan and his magical duck. However, one day, behind the scenes broke out an outraged woman, wishing to stop this shame. She found Bardeen and burned out:
I am a mother of two children! And I, as a mother and as a woman, am very concerned about your buttocks!
Do you give a phone? Answered an ingenious actor.
The lady turned red, confused and jumped out with the bullet to the exit.

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