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[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №16306
 06.05.2009
by Misha!
Your wife is named Irina, not Ksuša, not Kisa, not Maška, as it is written on your phone, which you forgot at home.
I have already scratched your clothes, screwdrivered the monitor, I am sitting now forging the buttons from the keyboard. I know you love to boast about your "stone" - I'll find out what it is and it'll come to fuck him too. Come home soon, I miss you.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №16305
 06.05.2009
XXX: Did you get married?
No one has offered me such beauty and wisdom!
YYY: I probably fuck up a lot :)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16304
 06.05.2009
<chh> We had a mouse in the office. And here she was lucky to get in the eyes of the general director... At first, he wanted to throw a chair into her, stumbled, and the beast escaped into the gap beneath the door to the server room, the director grabs a tail from the fire shield to extinguish the fire (the big one) and runs after her. Poor children in the server room probably frightened: the door suddenly opens, the general runs, with a stunned face, with a big tail, and hears "Where is this pale mouse!!?"and "

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16303
 06.05.2009
I worked on public transportation today.
There was a cute girl in front of me. I decided to play a little with her. I noticed that she turned her gaze at me from time to time. I decided to look her in the eyes without any emotion. At first we just looked at each other. Then she became apparently nervous, embarrassed, smiling, and I stood and looked without possessions. At the end of the day, I received a mail and her mobile phone number.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16302
 06.05.2009
The C Forum:
In this country in order to live normally in no case can get a higher education - otherwise the roof will eat from the mismatch of healthy ideas with realities in the rush.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16301
 06.05.2009
xxx > All woven out of sunlight, from caress, affection and sweetness. The source of inspiration for the poet... and I, the fool, forgot the condoms.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №16300
 06.05.2009
What is the name of the sport, when do you jump from the roof?
and Suicide.
Wimbled©

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16299
 06.05.2009
According to motives:

Jyzi (09:10:32 24/08/2007)
The devil from 5 years behind the comp, and the current of the day understood that the pages of the mono scroll the gap 0_o
I’ve been 20 years old, and I’ve started to scratch. I also found out today.
So many of us?
Jyzi (09:10:57 24/08/2007)
I also found out what I know, oh.
Sergey (09:11:13 24/08/2007)
Same as!
Sergey (09:11:38 24/08/2007)
A shift, a gap in the reverse.
Drone
I’ve been sitting behind the compass for 10 years... I’m in Ah.E. O_O

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We are getting more and more!!:D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16298
 06.05.2009
I call the girl I liked to invite her to walk with the "resulting" consequences:

Hi to you! Go for a walk today?
Hi, and who is it?
Did not know? I will be rich. This is Sasha
Sasha... a rich man? Send it!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16297
 06.05.2009
South: My cat was very diligent in buriing the shit in the bowl when he wandered past the pot in the toilet. From the point of view of evolution, in 1000 years, cats will have to learn to lay the shit with tiles. And after another 1000 place the tile straight (by level) and get in color. By 4009, cats will surpass Moldova in development.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16296
 06.05.2009
...
XXX: so I understood you... Do not touch anything in the house!!! Don’t go out, don’t call anyone!! Drink a sedative - I will come - I will bring a circular, we will spray it, break it up in bags and take it away to the garbage as it gets dark, so as not to burn.
XXX: Sorry is not that chat

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16295
 06.05.2009
YYYY
emo girl, a metal guy in a bowl and all the business, a couple of other incomprehensible types and pins are pinning the ball.

YYYY
The end of the world is near?

XXX is
Day of Youth Solidarity

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16294
 06.05.2009
Collective
Find out what is better than the old one.

Luckyboy
It is a German and a Fiat-Kakaška.

Collective
You, fucking, a lawyer with such logic to work! The defendant is innocent because the prosecutor is a pirate.

Luckyboy
The whole cabinet looked at me as a fool, I didn’t hold back and cried out in a full voice!!!!!!!! to

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16293
 06.05.2009
I lie sick in the bed, I hear an upset female whisper on the balcony. Something fell down (a glass ashes, as it turned out), whispering an octave down and up (the tear connected...) a cat with smoking menthol smoke in his teeth will crash into me and try to find refuge by buriing in the blankets. He plunges under the blanket, burns me, gets a pinch, and, flying into the wall by a hollow bow, looks at the puddle with resentment and sadness. At the moment when the cat is already landing, the look promises me that he has hidden a slight sadness on me, the wife breaks and after screaming: "Do not spoil the skin, he is mine!" - they both hide somewhere there. I look at the thermometer - 39... And if there was a boy... (c)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16292
 06.05.2009
and Lech:
Let us meet? Do you have an idol man?? to

by Nata:
Yes of course. The first is to be able to drop 3 liters of strawberries at a time, the second is to be able to say with a loud voice - I am the world's sweetest drive with a motorcycle, and the third, the most important thing is to put me on my neck and at least a couple of circles around the luster.

and Lech:
Contact removed itself.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16291
 06.05.2009
The law of public transportation in the summer period: Any, even standing first in the line, grandmother at the entrance of the marching car must sit on the place where it blows from the window / openings, and must close the last, because she, you see, scuco, everywhere.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16290
 06.05.2009
From French Fashion:

Ignoring the strict dress code of the Paris offices can only mean that the system administrator is a mysterious person in the IT world who lives in a different dimension. He can wear a fatty tail and not pay attention to the smelling fresh haircuts of users of "his" computer park. Only he can sleep at work, wear scratched jeans, a lengthy sweater, tattoos, metal chains... A lot! Even smoking at work, despite the fact that since January 2, 2008 in France, smoking is prohibited by law in premises, public places and even in English pubs.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №16289
 06.05.2009
thx (12:59:36 5/05/2009)
I have a kindergarten surprise.
thx (12:59:41 5/05/2009)
The excavator
thx (12:59:57 5/05/2009)
I’m going to write a diploma or play an excavator.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16288
 06.05.2009
If you call a woman a fool, don’t be surprised if she changes you tomorrow.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16287
 06.05.2009
X is
I was sick and drank tea with honey.
and
Young, milk still ugly warm drink
X is
I have no milk.
and
You’re lucky, it’s very bad.
X is
I have NRA.
X is
I can drink with oil.
and
They can drink milk and oil, and as it passes, they are disgusted to see in their mouth to take such...


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