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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №156396
 06.06.2021
Xxx: A familiar twin daughter is under four years old, very shabby and not developed by years. On the walk, they used a wooden hill designed for winter skating, although their mother warned them that it was full. Of course, one instantly caught the stitch in a soft place. Not even a hose, but a slice of a centimeter long.

Mom is not used to, she has a traveling pharmacy box with her for all unexpected cases. She got the pincet and peroxide, dropped it from the affected pants, pulled the speck. After the operation, she raised her eyes and saw the second daughter, who stood in front of them, shaking her mouth, completely white.

“Mommy,” said the girl shocked, “are you the one who pulled her shilo out of her ass?”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №156395
 06.06.2021
It is time for everyone to understand: law enforcement agencies protect the law, not some citizens there.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №156394
 06.06.2021
A familiar twin daughter is not a full four years old, very shy and not developed by years. On the walk, they used a wooden hill designed for winter skating, although their mother warned them that it was full. Of course, one instantly caught the stitch in a soft place. Not even a hose, but a slice of a centimeter long.

Mom is not used to, she has a traveling pharmacy box with her for all unexpected cases. She got the pincet and peroxide, dropped it from the affected pants, pulled the speck. After the operation, she raised her eyes and saw the second daughter, who stood in front of them, shaking her mouth, completely white.
“Mommy,” said the girl shocked, “are you the one who pulled her shilo out of her ass?”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №156393
 06.06.2021
What is strange. We have an absolutely unstoppable hockey player in the country. He scores 8-10 shots per game. The defence and goalkeeper of the opponent when he sees him in the real sense of the word are thrown down.
Why doesn’t he play for the team?! to

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