Men love the intelligence of women
Swan: I did not notice anything.
You are not wise!

>>> Women are usually painted in their color if gray appears.
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I don’t understand why men are stupid about this.
When the car is painted in "your" color (indicated in the passport) they understand everything :D

When she meets you for the first time, she already knows where you’re going to play the wedding. You don’t even know where, to her or to you.

Everyone knows from childhood where, how and in what dress she will play the wedding. One thing remains to be decided - with whom.

Okay, now I want to put my book here.
Tomorrow I will not miss the train.
yyy: A short course on administering FreeBSD.
yyy: Theory of internal combustion engines.
YYY: Modern weapons of fire.
Yyy: Suicide for the smallest (in pictures).
yyy: Methodology of sexual perversions.
Psychotropic drugs: dosage, addiction, post-effects.
yyy: 1000 and 1 terror attack for the newcomer.
YYY: A guide to driving.
Why You Bought Apple Products: 100 Idiot Motivations
The train, the toilet, the breakdown – go you too!
xxx: :)))))))))
XXX You are beautiful!

X: Can I offer you something? The shower? by Veer? The Ventilator?

YYY: The winter!

Sorry, but the winter will be later. Only four months later, unfortunately. Do you want to see autumn? It will be available in two days.

xxx: I do not recommend spring, it has a release only in 2014, and the characteristics are the same as in summer.

Feminists once fought for women to be allowed to do the same things that men are allowed to do, such as vote, get married to whoever they want, or dance in the rain without being brutally executed, beaten or imprisoned. Those who fight for gender equality strive for a society in which all men are equal before the law without indulgence or punishment because of their gender, and not for women being allowed to write standing, or for having the opportunity to break men’s fate out of evil, or for male breasts being loved as much as female breasts.
p.s If a man has third-size breasts, let him go to the endocrinologist or look for one (or one) who likes it.

I wore my orange dress, and there was a sunny shirt, and we
here the wind is abnormal... I went out, I stood, I smoked, I went up the stairs
my grandfather is 70... and here is the wind, my shirt above my head, underneath it strings
I hold a cigarette with one hand, with the other hand, crying.
I catch my shirt... grandfather looked at me and said: daughter,
Thank you, I haven’t seen that in 20 years... by the color of the face I’ve compared with the other person.
Dressed

Today at lunch in the dining room terribly wanted pearls. I haven’t eaten it for a long time.
I ate 1 tablespoon and understood why we were separated.

Ironically, a 2004 U.S. film "Terminal" about a man stuck in the airport's transit zone was embodied in Moscow in Sheremetyevo!

The average schoolchild breaks the software, calculates the IP and has a romantic relationship with all the mothers on the planet.

To this...

There are two girls in the room. One is sitting at the computer, the other is doing something else.
First, without breaking away from the monitor:
Did you know that you only get coupled once in a lifetime?
The second is broken:
Fuck, I’m out.

Which of them did? ?

The story was told by a friend who worked in a taxi.
They had a man in service on an old foreign mark with cheap pribadabases of the type, mouldings, curtains and direct flow. But there were shortcomings, then started badly, the door was hardly closed, and the speed meter lived his separate life, showing the weather in Crimea, then 260km when riding 80km / h.
In total, he was transported from Kiev to our glorious city of 2 foreigners. Now we turn on the imagination: the machine roars straight, on the speedometer far beyond 200km, the car shakes (on our roads), the road is not visible - night and lights, of course, not. Real speed is about 90 km. In the rear seat, two foreigners, pressing to each other ask the disturbing taxi driver to drive 3 times slower =)

xxx: "You can't take arguments - fuck up to spelling".
No "to", but "to".

Onishchenko: a normal man wakes up at 3.30 and runs through Moscow

The teacher gave to read the composition of the son-five-grade, on the topic of "Old Song" - it was allowed to write about songs that love moms, dads, etc. Preferably with quotes.
My wrote about the "Belovežská puča", as about my grandmother’s favorite song. Everything is fine, literate, if not the line: "I understand your centuries-old LUCK"...

to this:

If everyone is fighting for gender equality, then tell me why a girl’s fifth breast size is sexy and a guy’s third is ugly.

Therefore, why when a guy has a penis, it’s good, and when a girl – somehow not very... ;)

Case from judicial practice.
Accident involving BMW and VAZ 2109
The insurance company recovers from the driver nine damages above the sum of the OSAGO.

Insurer: Defendant Ivanov I.A. He caused material damage, committed a gross violation of the regulations, did not take into account the road situation, did not choose the appropriate speed mode, did not give an advantage to the applicant's car... (and in this spirit 40 minutes).
Judge: The defendant, please, now you are given the word, can explain your objections.
Driver: Nihira was not so!

The court found mutual guilt.

The Italian mafia has decided to invest in alternative energy. The most popular among criminals are wind turbines.

The comments:
That’s the money on the wind ;)
YYY: So that’s why Don Quixote fought with windmills. He knew who was behind them.

Most of the angles are resistant to degrees: they begin to thumb only after 90 degrees.

It was in the USSR. In Yalta, in a gastronomy on the shore, I buy cognac. The naked Targashese mouth asks:
Will you drink here or go home?? to
How is it here??? In the shop?? to
Of course at home!
Cognac for your health.
I come to my family and drink tea instead of cognac in a bottle!!! It was not far away, I went to the gastronome. That shit seller has struck me! I cheated him, promised to drink at home (somewhere in Moscow or Novosibirsk). I drank at Yalta.