You have 10 seconds to ruin a date. What will you do?



YYY: I will come to him.

xxx: Technically, you have 5 minutes to live, but with every breath you update the timer.

X: I woke up one morning. Yesterday I drank a ton of alcohol, and I at least had hen. I am in the joys to the store, I think I will go to the roots and they will die there. I came and... It turned out that I didn’t have a bumper because I was still a bumper.

Lies from lies are distinguished by some elegance and sophistication.

The power of habit.

Somewhere a month ago in the country, he repaired a garden cart and put the old wheel to the house. I walked past here, I watched, and under him the hamsters were flying. I decided to look, moved a little to the side and found a crack in the foundation, in which these same hamsters built a nest. They are no longer useful insects. Well, the roof did not return to the place, so as not to prevent the tenants from getting home.
After a couple of hours I look, and already a few hamsters on the concrete crawl around the edge and do not climb into the nest. I decided to observe. It turns out that the hamsters are still flying under the edge and trying to find the entrance to their house there, knocking their heads into a deaf concrete wall. The fact that the desired gap is 10 centimeters to the left, they do not care - it is supposed to go under the edge, and the point!!! to
I had to bring the roof back to place. Immediately the house was found, and the insects calmed down.

It is good that everything goes according to plan. The plan is shit.

How do you feel about abortion?

- On the one hand, I am for, because it is the killing of unborn children, but on the other hand it is against - because it is giving a woman the right to dispose of her body.