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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34130
 06.08.2010
Konstantin (16:19:25 6/08/2010)
For domains in the “.rf” zone, the Latin alias “www” works.
It should have been "s" ))

Paul (16:19:47 6/08/2010)
Or to watch.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34129
 06.08.2010
I have been sleeping on a hard surface for a year and a half, yoga there and all that.
WOW: and what you’ve achieved in this year and a half, what results, share
HHH: Yes, Nihua didn’t get, just now I can cut off on any bench

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34128
 06.08.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Tagged: hi
Listen, you have a lot of fucking stuff, take something off.
I mean, do I bet you?
Oh no, fucking, in the sense of eBook, read :)

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №34127
 06.08.2010
I don’t remember where I read about how an illiterate Eskimo asked a local missionary priest:
If I knew nothing about sin or God, would I go to hell?
The priest answered.
So why did you tell me all this? - Asked Eskimo very seriously"

by Anne Dillard

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34126
 06.08.2010
Alexis : Hi you. Do you have a place you would never like to visit again? ?
Donata: Yes, there is
Alexis: What is it?
Donata: There are a few.
( List of places )
and what?
Alexey: Well I just need some steep place, I want to bring a girl there on a date xD
Donata: Do you need a place for the girl to be scared or to fuck off?
I think it would be better xD
Bring her to the Philharmonic
Alexis : wow. This is the type! sps

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34125
 06.08.2010
My sea pig looks like a Neanderthal. She is loose, rough and constantly looking for food.
Teach her to fire.
YYY: Let it move into a new stage of development!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №34124
 06.08.2010
Crol: I noticed that kind of fitch in the body of a colleague... She has such mirror circles on the slats, such as the decor... when in the shirt, a chic look opens up (and she is in the shirt), I think, to say a shirt or later... or not to speak at all.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34123
 06.08.2010
xxx (11:30:36 6/08/2010)
In fact, at the last collection in the waiting part I was registered as the head of the veterinary service.

xxx (11:31:08 6/08/2010)
I’m not going to be a veterinarian.

Gapa (11:31:26 6/08/2010)
These five, write an electronist in a veterinarian type one figure can repair, what a difference that :)

Gapa (11:32:10 6/08/2010)
Getting a horse?

xxx (11:33:39 6/08/2010)
I also cracked for a long time. DIBILY

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34122
 06.08.2010
<sim> Epic picture: in a trolleybus, a woman explains to a German grandfather who is Marshal Zhukov :-D

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34121
 06.08.2010
Would you be offended again?
ALANF: Uhu... Pofig... I know such people. Fuck the offended!
VLAD: I heard the water run...
ALANF: You were terribly mistaken...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34120
 06.08.2010
Pasha
A single-dimensional mass is given with a dimension of N. Divide it into two masses, one of which contains only negative values of mass A, and the other - positive. Implementation in C++. Give it up!

Drimogemon
Are you pasha?? to

Pasha
Yes, Drimogemon write me this plz. I heard you write in C++ for food.

Anonymously
You’re probably quite down, because you can’t do that. Select all the elements in the cycle with the if selection.

Pasha
How do I, fucking, first know the size of those two masses?

Anonymously
My brain is burning!! I am a stupid Mongolian man!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34119
 06.08.2010
Ohhhhhh Today, he showed the game of his youth. LHX, Wolf3D, Doom and Prince of Persia. A nostalgic tour so to say :)
YYYYY What about the small?
Ohhhhhh Yes, no, on my phrase - you see what your uncle played before, he looked at me and gave - I see, and why did you play this?
YYYYY XD is

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34118
 06.08.2010
by Christina:

Fuck, you like the guys too.

and Elena:

Rather, I have

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34117
 06.08.2010
Marika Brydick
By the way! Judging by the height/weight table - I weigh 6 kg less than normal!!! to
Larsen
There is no Sissi.
Marika Brydick
The frog...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34116
 06.08.2010
XXX: I am sitting in the bathroom. by Sru.
XXX: I look at the pipe going down to the neighbors
XXX: I decided to fuck her, isn’t it a dude?
YYY: is it broken? and :)
xxx: after ten minutes turned on, I think: from the hero I pull it?
xxx: I look, and the floor around the pipe all scattered, 2 centimeters in diameter
xxx: I shuddered, I look into the hole, and from there a cat looks at me, also slightly shuddered and with the mouth open.
YYY: I think he finally disappointed people :(

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34115
 06.08.2010
Rogger: One chocolate says "pause", the other "do not brake". Which will you listen to?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34114
 06.08.2010
The Heat! I am standing on the threshold of our office, drinking quas. Next to it is a small cafe. The housewife comes out of him and says, "Sereja, call Yaroslav, his lunch is ready and stands, em, it is crazy!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34113
 06.08.2010
Piratten_Fuhrer: The novel flies to Adler tomorrow
Piratten-Fuhrer: I encourage him
Sergey _Averyanov: the meanings?
Piratten_Fuhrer: I send him photos of the crash

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №34112
 06.08.2010
To save Russia, you have to burn Moscow.
M. I. Kutuzov

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34111
 06.08.2010
YYY: And to the burnt Maslovka, they say, by the arrival of Putin... they laid fresh asphalt! Throw the picture - a burned street, some furnaces are torching - and the asphalt is fresh. The beauty!

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