In 1993, I glued the bandages in several layers on the wiped pad of old shoes and walked two seasons. And here the depths of hell suddenly... the iPhone is expensive, and you don’t want to work... shoot yourself at the bottom of the nose.
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You know, to those who have not survived the 90s, and the current situation seems a gesture. To those who survived, by the way, too, because they are accustomed to a more or less full and stable life and do not want to experience it again. Especially when the age is no longer the same.
As I say - yes, I can live without inets, sausages and foreign trips 2-3 times a year, but I really don't want to.

I formed my mother. and passport. I found a recording at work:
transferred to the position of dispatcher of the train (part 1 of the group) of the Penza district of management of the dispatcher center of management of transportation of the traffic service of the Kuibyshev Directorate of traffic management - structural unit of the central directorate of movement management of the branch of the open joint-stock company Russian railways;

and monumental.

They said either to work or to be fired. Unpleasant arrangement

Have you seen the "Caucasian Prisoner" of L. Gaida? Remember how Nikulin dictated Vicinu?
Write from a new line. Lunch, emphasize, the soup refused. In the cups - soup harcho.
– Harko...
Three portions of shishka was thrown into the abyss.
In the abyss.
I broke two bottles of wine.
and three.
Write three.

Reminds me of nothing? and ;)

XXX: Buying condoms! I don’t understand why someone is in charge of taxpayers.
YYY: I think that this someone else and the taxpayers themselves will upset you more.

With the arrival of selfie sticks, Samsung phones finally got their finished appearance.

Roman: I was lying down, enjoying coming. A thought came to me. I invented a task. Jesus knows how to turn water into wine. The wine strength is on average 12%. The remaining 88% is water. So the question. How many times did Jesus have to do the operation of turning water into wine to get the fortress as close to 100% as possible?
Transformation is like that.
VineFromWater(Water water) {
return new Vine(water, AWESOME_POWER_OF_GOD)
} is
Alexander: Accordingly, if you give the entrance object Vine, you get IllegalArgumentException

And we are living risky again, the astonished world is trembling, and the hours of Peskov are ticking, and the cheese is burning in the oven.

It’s not the first time I’ve seen stories of joyfully weight-loss girls spit on those who for some reason don’t lose weight. Apparently, weight loss gives +100 to the heart rate: like, I now have 42 size, and you are all fat cows, who also eat the hell knows what, and so on.
What do you really care about other people’s dimensions and lifestyle? Your decision to lose weight is just your decision, and it doesn’t make you better than others. If you don’t like someone, turn away and that’s all.
I had to successfully lose weight and maintain the result ( from 50-52 to 46-48 sizes, but this is what I wanted to), and just without nutritionists: it was necessary to slightly adjust the diet and start playing sports. So, full women have never irritated me (and do not irritate me), unlike self-loving leaners.
I also had to hear my full colleagues talk about losing weight by eating pizza with mayonnaise (!And something that did not cause me to desire to teach them or to say to them behind their backs: “Well, idiots!” Of course, it is understandable that you can hardly lose weight, but it is their problem, not mine. Per they will gather and change their regime, and not; I will not think about it, which I wish the rest.

I sit in front of the telecar, jump the horror, drink a beer, look at something about spider monsters. And the door to the apartment is open for the length of the safety chain, ventilate. It was dark in the room and I got into the story. And suddenly I feel my nails squeezing into my legs, and crawling up. I jump a meter from the couch with fear and throw away some shit over the entire length of the room... The poor neighbor’s cat was as scared as I was.

Hawking is still so stubborn and boring today that λ Eridan is all flying around for three parsecs. And the idiot, ready to fly into the past to him for a party in the whole universe will not be found!

Greetings from the 7068 year of your calculation!

Why is your cat not like your owners?
He is receptionist.

News: We patrol a trio with California police in the face of officer Jacobs.

Officer Jacob and officer Nescafe

Oh God, what a joke.

xxxh: this is I still about "Jacobs - three in one" joke stunned )))

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Under my balcony a aunt walks in a giant hollow chicken shirt and shirt. The Russian beauty, Karl.
I remind you, Sevastopol City, August, on board +32. I understand that it was cold after yesterday’s storm, but not so much.
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Quiet, only quiet, this is not an open-door day at Huthor, but just a promotion of some approaching fur fair. (Hutor Petnicki - our city psychiatric hospital)

In my eyes, on August 2 at the crossroads, the Mazda and Honda clashed :) the aircrafts (from both cars) hit each other's hands, hugged each other and departed on different sides :)

Sometimes it seems that the Russian government is playing a heroic strategy of the type of Civilization.

The people rebelled? Increase the influence of the church. Leave the zombies.

Does the population not grow? Prohibition of foreign condoms.

Captured a piece of foreign territory? Start propaganda about fascists!

Has the world begun to get upset? We prepare for isolation, limit the import of food. Let us say that these are counter-sanctions.

There is one problem. The strategies are not people, but units.

I’m sitting with my iPad in the innet, suddenly accidentally calling Siri voice assistant (s), and she’s waiting for my command. Well I say to her "close"
S: It’s not very beautiful.
I’m sorry, but please close.
S: Don’t worry, it’s okay.
But it never stopped, the infection.

xxx: Yesterday, I finally got a monopod with AliExpress.
yyy: Hipster Vasily made a great selfie with a new one-legged.
YYY: And I put it in a fast-track.
Zzzz: Ughu, and I immediately got 2000 morals! Hurra my comrades!! to
XXX: You are in the shit.

My husband has fulfilled his childhood dream today.
Finally, he pushed his finger into the working fan.
As a result, the cut to the bone, the blood sheds, and he is pleased,
He said, “I have dreamed all my life.”

Are you sitting on the Fedora?
Yuri: No, before there was a sweetener, then it became lazy and I moved to kubunta
One day, I decided to pick up a toy. I searched and collected the libraries for two weeks. Twice I went to FF. I played the toy for two days.
Tim: Has this experience been useful?
Yuri is yes. I changed the distribution.