My parents are quite young, and somehow from childhood I used to call them not daddy and mom, but Lucy and Valery (apparently, the fashion is such in the parents of our generation, I know that my case is not unique). And when I was 17-18 years old, and Valery, 36-37, respectively, we went to a concert together. My mother called, but she didn’t want to.

In the hall before the concert met my dad’s friend of student years. I remembered how he pulled my little on my shoulders, and he, first, did not recognize me, secondly, despite the apparent portrait similarity, about relativity, apparently, somehow did not think. He blinked all the way, as if suffering from a nervous tick, and joked that he was not a traitor and Luske (mother) will not tell anything.

I wasn’t a troll, but I wasn’t naive for years. Looking at the uncle with big and honest eyes, with pioneering sincerity began to convince that it can be said, Lucia allowed...

About how I then broke on Uncle Cole's idea of old friends, Daddy laughed to me only ten years later.

About Masha and Misha.

Masha climbed to a tree and she was screaming, “Where are you! You are a girl! Come down immediately! To give birth to you! There is a bush of rice growing, go and find it! What does it mean to be 'haired'? Find a boy and let him hide your apples!

Gender stereotypes in society are very strong.

News: KubGU teacher went to the porn industry because of low salary.

An energetic teacher will always find a way to earn money.

Moscow drug dealers convicted of unintentional murder

During the investigation it became clear that Tsarik and Danilov, whose business (printing on T-shirts) was on the verge of ruin, decided to make money from selling cocaine.

However, without the experience of selling drugs, they did not weaken cocaine, as it is accepted on the market, but stored it as a pure substance.

Police officers Sergey Chelidze and Nikita Kalugin did not suspect that they seized a pure substance from drug dealers, and Tsarik and Danilov did not dare to warn law enforcement officers about this.

As a result, both police officers received an overdose, from which Nikita Kalugin died, and Sergey Chelidze the doctors managed to save.

The court appreciated the drug dealers' deceit, Tsarik was sentenced to nine years in prison, and Danilov - seven.

I have almost 10 years of marriage.
My wife has not worked or worked for 10 years.
I am making money, Gen. I clean my clothes, I make my dishes, I make my cooking too.
And I know dozens of such families, where the wife lives for pleasure, and the husbands graze at work and at home.

Let me guess – two or three children in the age difference of a couple years?

What is your business? Or are you one of those chickens who breaks into a closed door and cries:"Open me right away! What are you hiding there! I demand to open, I have the right to know! I’m going to go!"
Your husband is not your property, remember. He has territories that are inaccessible to you. Relax, shut up and forget. Wash your mouth with a decoction of rosemary. Otherwise, you will soon become a divorce - and by merit.
We have divorced our young boys.

And if it were the opposite, everyone would advise the husband to find out his wife's past.
Discriminators on the basis of gender.
and advice to silence your wife will give :)

We don’t need smart people. We need faithful. And so that they could cook with sows and borsches.

It looks great next to the neighbor, about the fact that the fools themselves are to blame, you choose the fools who do not see the identity in you. Which dick to choose? You are what.
Cats are driving, yes.

Do you have strange things?
and yes. Sometimes I hear voices.
And what do they say?
- Well, for example, now one voice said: "And what are they saying?"

X: It is even more difficult than with girls to choose a decent cat
Of course, the cat must be loved.
You can’t fuck him.
Loving and not fucking is very difficult :)

It is a collective brain.
Tell me.
Married for three years. Every year on different days, but always in the summer, the husband gathers a company of strictly defined people. And one childhood friend does not enter there, another enters, and with another man he does not communicate outside of this event. They sit, drink and talk. They drink strangely: somebody calls a name and everyone throws over a drink, not choking, like at a daytime. It looks like a meeting of fellow servants who served together in hot spots, but the husband did not serve 100%!
At the questions the husband says 'just company', one friend is silent, the other (man-truthful) directly said: 'I have no right to talk to you about this, torture your husband, may tell you.
What can connect them? The husband was not interested in extreme hobbies, he did not serve in the army, he met these people at different times. Tradition is five to seven years old.
Club of anonymous maniacs.

Do you want a doll or a submissive wise woman - prepare for what you will have to provide". You want an equal partner - well, you will have to respect him, take into account his opinion, not "I am the master and decide, and you, grandmother, know your place".

You need it all in one bottle. That and earned, and at home fully served you, and the upbringing of children fully taken over, and not drink, when you do not perform your duties. You have rights and you have duties.)

You have already been told that the male duty is to go to the army and retire later. The rest are women :)
A, no, still get swollen to a heart attack at 55 - so a man.

The issue of gender stereotypes. A friend's trial with his brother in the division of the inherited apartment lasted three years - when the lying grandmother had to be cared for, it was called "not a man's business - pots to be carried out", and when the living space was released, "you will still pump yourself, and I must!" On the offer to learn to either carry pots or suck a brother (an adult uncle for thirty) was deeply and sincerely offended.

I am a functional. I feel great. It’s you from objects so annoying.

No one requires you to earn as much as men. It requires you to make money for your needs. Do you know what was meant in a peasant house by a farm that lay on a woman? This is all life + a bunch of children + cooking / cleaning and so on.
A man had to protect the house and work in the field. If you want to live like a nobleman, take care of your survivor.

The reasonable question arises: and you me then why?
I make money for my needs and the needs of the child, I deal with the household, no one attacks me to protect me.
Men can’t understand that everything that worked 100 years ago is no longer working in the modern world. Most women can perfectly provide themselves, they can perfectly buy both an apartment and a car, and they do not strive to make great money for their needs and hang themselves on the neck of a man. After working an 8-hour working day, come home through traffic jams, get stuck in the store, drag home, cook dinner, work with the children, and in the apartment to order and cleanliness, after all, and sex with a coin to raise, and you also need to make sure that the figure and the face were at the level, that is. In this order you need to fit the fitness and cosmetologist, and the man in the best case brings the salary and not all, because he also has his interests.

Well, comrade, I’m better alone

Your husband is not your property, remember. He has territories that are inaccessible to you. Relax, shut up and forget. Wash your mouth with a decoction of rosemary. Otherwise, you will soon become a divorce - and by merit.
............
You are bombarded, you are sick. Here is the answer to such a hypothetical situation. Once a year your wife disappears for two weeks - carefully on vacation. Returns whole, but with small bleaches. He didn’t say under any sauce. No questions will arise directly?

He is not interested. He does not see himself in this.

She is fucking interested. Since childhood, she has seen herself as a barber, a toilet washer and a wiper of children's asses. Who do you want to be when you grow up? Astronaut, scientist, politician or engineer? Pfff, no, I want to wash the pot. Although it is generally educated, yes. End up grown up in sovka aunts and MB will give you a generation of girls purely for service and beauty.

Three times:

It is stressed that when we have a child in divorce always takes the mother.

Look at the statistics. When a father fights for the right to have children, they are awarded more often than the mother who fights with him. Just fathers are usually only happy to swing at sunset, and the offspring to leave the mother.

Humor dispersed

Let’s go to Senegal, let’s read Cant?
I seem to have taken everything with me. I forgot the glass.

In Peru, a cat was arrested for the owner's debts

In Perm, a local resident's cat was arrested for failing to pay the debt. The amount of debt is 120,000. The debtor himself did not rush to pay it. When he came home, he saw a cat named Archibald and estimated it at one and a half thousand.

The next day, Permake returned the debt and admitted that he was not ready to break up with his favorite.

The husband today says, “Let’s go to the harbour. I was so delighted: the sea, sunset, romance... And he: I have to hunt water Pokémon there.