I have a hobby – I sell shirts of large size and height. As it goes, I myself faced a problem and thought that I was not alone - an idea for business. This resulted in a divorce and it was then decided that it was a better way to take the free time than alcohol and questionable women. I make a living in a different way and this occupation in the best case only pays for itself. Commerce is purely remote, even a warehouse in a garage, I usually send by courier or by post. But sometimes, if the customer is in the same city and allows time - I bring myself. Moreover, when selling directly, there is a greater likelihood of selling something other than the ordered. And recently I went to such a delivery, there a 16-year-old boy - you need to prepare to go to school. Word for word:

Where do you want?

In a buffalo that I didn’t decide on. IU there or SM

- Oh you, the world is tight, and I finished it. Also, what kind of cabinet?

And here I see, on the face of the mixed feelings in half with despair - well, so, a man has learned and now shirt trading?! The fall of life goals, spirits and faith in a bright future at the same time.

I had to confide in the conclusions.

What size is your dinner table?

YYY - 60x120

Yyy - True, my wife for some reason calls it a computer and asks me not to eat after it.

Try to promise less. Especially myself. Others are fine, but you are exhausting all the nerves for the unfulfilled.

The wrong pharmacist.
A doctor recently prescribed me a horse dose of antibiotics. Everything ended well: I am very even alive, but the ranks of bifidobacteria in my body have been waiting again. With age, I developed a habit of paying more attention to my health, relying on the expression "who in youth ate delicious, he in old age eats useful."
After watching advertisements on TV, I went to the pharmacy to buy a couple of billions (or maybe more) of these same bacteria. I didn't even expect that there could be such a great variety of them - my eyes just run away, looking at dozens of bottles of different names and manufacturing companies. Having taken several different bottles of bacteria, I went to consult a pharmacist which one was better. On the other hand, I was just like Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg: jeans and a T-shirt. I was not very similar to the inspector.  I explained the situation to him, and he asks:
Do you have nowhere to spend money?
No, I’ve even roasted, there’s a lot to go.
Then put these pots in place and don’t shake your head – the bacteria in your body will recover on their own.
I did not expect such advice from a person interested in selling pharmaceutical goods, so I asked him about it, nobody else’s good was nearby.
- I work today the last day, tomorrow I will be retired, so at least once in my life I want to give an honest advice to the buyer!

Why don’t you pay back my debt?
It is economically unprofitable.