I once bought my mommy on the wave of weight loss green coffee. Once I drank - I decided what shit if you drink, you will definitely lose weight... and abandoned this matter. In other words, she is not fat. But the matter is another. I don’t know if any of you have drunk this coffee, but it smells like a dry peanut.
As I was cleaning up in the closet, I stumbled upon this coffee. I decided to cook for the test. When frying, nothing smelled: and peanuts, and burned seeds, and something else burning. But, a miracle, when the fried grains cooled, they were so scented steel. Just surprising. I would never believe. So if you’re also on the weight loss spot, don’t throw out green coffee beans.

Husband: - Dear, let's play in the "rape"?? to
My wife: No! I do not want!
Husband: A great start!

I went to the cemetery in the middle of the week. The birds sing, and most importantly, there are no people. at all. Absolutely.

P.S I am a millionaire.

From the reviews on the "Yandex-market":

..."Don’t forget that a bad head will not help!"

MikeSeth: If you could be cloned, I would have made 3 copies
<MikeSeth> girlfriend:...?! Why 3?
MikeSeth: One for everyday use, one for experiments and one for backup

This
There are a lot of interesting and unexplained things in the world. My parrot, for example, loves to sing under the vacuum cleaner.

It’s not he who sings, but the voice:"Stop him!" Just because of the noise is not understandable.

XX: You have no spirit of adventure.
YYY : No. I am too old. From the punk concert it became sober to come. Where does it suit?
YYY: sober and with peanut
XXX is fucking. Your rock’n’roll has ended... From the punk concert, you have to come in the shit and in the shadow...
YYY: So, Petruška and I looked effective.
XX: I was sure of you.
YYY: I’m in black sweaters, shorts, short shirts and fabricated socks, with a bottle of champagne and, fucking, peanut.
XX: You are not a repeat Katarina
YYY : Aha The main thing in the image - properly selected accessories

The same as the attributes of the house. I had a similar situation in Kursk.
A woman in the years with a child. The trolleybus arrives.
The woman is no longer in order with the sight, clarifies me:
Tell me, what brand is this?
Well, how did I know that there is such a generation of people for whom a brand is a number...
This is BCM-321! Belarus, but it is gathered here.
- O_O
And here somewhere I have an insight:
Aaaah... the 9th.

Lovers of electric transportation.

Students and school hurt and cursed autumn. And I am so looking forward to the session... A school vacation, a real opportunity to rest from work and finally remember childhood!

xxx: Look, Andrew, so you talk to a nice special opposite sex on the internet, and then she asks you to help her buy a notebook.
And then you realize yourself years in eight in another city, and you already have a joint mortgage, not to mention children.
And you think, well, Nihuaise went to help Noot choose...

C: I want an aquarium of 500 liters.
M: Look like in the picture?
C is too empty. I love the green.
M: one tin - no fish
C: You just want the meat to float)))
Salad is also useful.

News title: "Pamela Anderson sold her rescue buff with which she starred in the "Savers of Malibu"
One of the comments: Sho, both?

Stargazer: For the condos of Trudeau Peterson, an umbrella is generally a shelter from rain. Wearing in a bag reduces the chance of rain here and now by 95%!

Autumn is when the light sensor turns on at nine in the morning.

XXX: the fact that this font is unlikely to fit me for the site, I understood when, instead of the "soft French pancakes", I read the "blond...".

A collection of mistakes:

Unfortunately, it did not prevent me from looking at the windows of hundreds and hundreds of pale people, without blood in the face, with black breaks of open mouths and eggs shattered by horror.

The cat has a lot of wealth, and you, Katya, have a few shortcomings.
You are not white, you are not furry, and your ears do not turn.

XHH suffer from chickenpox - pairing the shelf disconnected from the TV matrix, trying to fix the wires-hairs to points of the size of one square antsalope.
Oh yeah yeah, you have gone!
He issued himself and his comrade the Order of Sutulov of the first degree, and a transitional diploma of anal microchirurgy.

> But there is no word in Thai "hunger"

The new. Probably this is why they have one of the greetings translated approximately as "I hope you ate today"

Author "Let go and forget" I am with you! My partner’s friend from training also tried to scratch my face. I clearly broke her jaw in reflexes. I was saved from childhood. What this chicken thought, fighting with the sparring partner of her husband, twice her own weight, is unclear.