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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73949
 07.12.2012
Young man, don’t keep me foolish! I have been using the internet for 6 years!
Open the browser.
What is BRAZER?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73948
 07.12.2012
"The Economist"

Never save on girls!To save SMS, I wrote without gaps!Gasted 3 for explanations and 2 for apologies!!! to

Never ever! Do not save on your nerves - choose smart partners! Lord, stop smashing the slugs here, complaining about your TP - so you stand by them!

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73947
 07.12.2012
a - Get out of the refrigerator a baton of sausages
B – Can’t get a bucket of sausages, a narcissist?
A: How can I not call it? Per RULON is a saucer, or, a smart man?
b - Cylinder of the basket
Parallelogram of cheese
D is the apple toroid.

[ + 17 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73946
 07.12.2012
The cat is sick, we drive to the doctor, we take tests. The Winter. The beast in front of the street must be insulated. Stretching the winter clothes on the cat in four hands, pulling warm socks on the wool legs, I feel like I was a child again, and as if I was playing dolls again. Only the doll is too much.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73945
 07.12.2012
I didn’t sleep at night, I barely think. I decided to pour tea and make a sandwich. He poured tea, opened the refrigerator, put a teaspoon there, got the oil. Like the butter. I open the refrigerator to put the oil back, I look at the tea.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73944
 07.12.2012
>> Return the button "START"!!! to

Did you pay for her?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №73943
 07.12.2012
and dark. We exchange broken doors on the car with a friend, I have an Android smart.
Do you have a light on your phone?
I need to cut it off.
Pause
Give me my winter shoes.

[ + 59 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73942
 07.12.2012
Jumping with a parachute is not scary. You open the door in the plane, and there is Google Map. You’re not afraid of Google Maps?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73941
 07.12.2012
Serdyukov's tabular weapon was taken away so that he did not shoot himself.
Serdyukov decided to drown. He drowned, he drowned, he did not drown.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73940
 07.12.2012
lenta: "Lurkomorye" removed insults from the article about Murtazin
The main change, [according to the representative of the Internet encyclopedia Dmitry Khomak], was the replacement of the word "mudak" with the phrase "leading mobile analyst".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73939
 07.12.2012
Tanya
Have you already bought an apartment?
Shoes in the corner?

Igor
Which socks?? to
You are what?? to

Yes, I left

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73938
 07.12.2012
My girlfriend once spoke in the store and asked for a pascua washer... the seller in response asked: is men’s shampoo what? I would kill both of them. ;)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73937
 07.12.2012
Post "LIFESTYLE OF INFORMATION RESPONSIBLES"
The comments:

xxx: Pff-f... *image - rocky drawings of ancient people *
YYY: Does this apply to hard drives?
Zzzz: It is very hard.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №73936
 07.12.2012
[11:25:26] XXX: Instagram photo of a horse on the field, around the fog. Signature in English about the symbol of the horse. Something very philosophical and pathetic.
A bunch of comments in English on the topic: how beautiful, how smart, how deep, and so on.
And the solitary stone in Russian: "It’s it!"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №73935
 07.12.2012
The news:
Inhabitant of Vladivostok, who survived after falling from the 20th floor, released from the hospital

One of the first young man visited the owner of the car, on the roof of which fell the injured

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №73934
 07.12.2012
She is:
Wait
I have a pizza here.
He is:
Not to argue! )

[ + 11 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73933
 07.12.2012
<Nastia> In childhood children were beaten for something, and me because such a funny sound gets!

[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №73932
 07.12.2012
Now in the pool I saw what the legends were telling about... It was a grandmother. It was not just huge. She was just immense – her waist range was two meters, or even two and a half!!! I even thought that if you take measurements with it on a suit, then for measurements you will have to use not even a centimeter but a construction roulette, as if you were measuring the perimeter of the building. She was so huge that I swear that if a little bit of a grandmother passes by, she will be captured by her gravitational field!!! What happened...
It came... It was another huge grandmother. When each of the following dive into the pool, all the floaters felt the force of the displacement.
First they were swimming separately, and then it happened... At some point I saw them swim blinking together—one tried to grasp their hands and the other dribbled their rear limbs. And I understood what happened... When two heavenly bodies of sufficient size meet at a certain angle and at a certain distance and speed, they capture each other with their gravitational field and form a dual system, which happened. The rest of the time they were swimming and walking only together.
And then came the third...I thank the gods and eternal magic for not going to swim with them. I even suggested that if all three are in close proximity, the force of attraction will overcome the internal pressure and they will merge to form a black hole.
I’ve gotten a bit short there.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73931
 07.12.2012
The movie "2-Headed Shark Attack" on the poster, a two-headed (Suddenly) shark scattered the fists on two girls.
XXX: but it’s interesting, if these dwarfs on the poster run simultaneously in different directions, will the shark break?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73930
 07.12.2012
when admin worries - he doesn't find his place on the hard disk.

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