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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №157280
 07.12.2021
I told a funny case. One company fired his employee for allegedly taking out the company of his friend. After the dismissal, the “dismissed” immediately went to organize in the company of a friend. A friend immediately rejected him with the phrase "we don't need people who are unclean on the hand."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157279
 07.12.2021
Xxx: My classmate fell from them (the sunshine wanted to turn), but did not turn off and raised his head))) the spectacle was terrible, the whole mouth was broken. 32 teeth, jaw and facial bones. But gathered, healed like a dog, no trace left.)

Borsch, if you are reading this - hello))



Yyy: Is it after such a bloody split he has such a clique?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157278
 07.12.2021
Tolerance is when wild people cease to be called wild.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157277
 07.12.2021
Even as a young man, Utesov was driving in Odessa in a crowded tram, and suddenly he heard that the girl was crying - her wallet was pulled out. He asked how much money was in his wallet. The woman replied that it was 20 copies. Then he gave her 20 copies and asked not to cry. The girl calmed down, but, leaving the tram, asked Utesov: "Maybe you will return me the wallet?"

Photo: Lazar Weisbein, better known as Leonid Utesov, 1920s

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157276
 07.12.2021
I have taken all women in my life with the same compliment.
You will not take me!
I will not take! Because you are not like everyone else. You are special, I have never met someone like you in my life!

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