Don’t tell me what you don’t know:

In the advanced bourgeoisie, driving licenses are such a passport duplicate. It is ridiculous: the rights to the identity card and full winter are obtained even those who do not know how to drive a car and do not intend to)

Those who do not know and are not going to drive, make a State ID, with a driver's license does not have a relationship.

We sit at a daytime session, we watch a movie about aliens who settle in humans, and they behave like unconscious zombies. The beginning of the story, no one yet understands what is happening. Anxious music, a woman leads the scientists to the infected guest of the hotel, with a tragic voice proclaims: "He was somewhat strange." The children’s voice from the hall: "A nameless toy!".
It was difficult to see and perceive the tragedy of the story.

>Wouldn't it be easier to write the title in open text? Why these tormented rebuses, which still do not pose difficulties for anyone?

This is a trade deformation - a person may be accustomed to compiling technical tasks for competitions - quotations - purchases. There is a very useful ability to write a known and understandable name, not mentioning it directly, but only from a set of characteristics.

Post in the publication of one of the state channels: "The Governor congratulates the beautiful half of Voronezh and the region on the coming holiday."

The beautiful half of Voronezh is the right or left shore?

Zzz: One day, an unforgettable omich exchanged 200 euros and placed their passports so that they didn’t forget.
YYY: And then what?
Zzzz: And then accidentally sat for the bribe

As a child, his son had a girlfriend who encouraged him to play in daughter-mother and other role-playing games. The son was fascinated by Lego, assembled all kinds of equipment, especially loved airplanes. He did not last long. A smart girl soon came to him with a female fighter.

Sergey Leppe

Today I dreamed that the floor in Abby failed, and from there brain-sugging creatures (a kind of alien larvae) were fed. We were beaten away from them with laser instructions, but some colleagues could not be saved.
P.s The wife says, “Oh, you also dreamed of a job.”

xxx: What is the name of a company that has a lot of loyal fans?
YYY : The CECT.

Student Chat

Who knows by what criteria Deryabin evaluates control work?
You do everything as he says, and eventually you get...
Commentary
by cells
by Stars
by Drunk
He doesn’t know those criteria.

I don’t see anything funny as a viper.
There is little to see through the smoke.

Roman law, the teacher gives the task:
Legionaire Yulius returned home from the military campaign. During this time, his house and land were left to his neighbor, his wife had a new husband, and his children were sold as slaves. What will Julia do?
Voice from the back:
and revenge!

Samsung should go to court
WOW: From which one?
xxx:They stitched the idea of a washing machine "Siberia", you can also pick up the lid at any time and throw down the laundry.

Batya reads some discussion in the Innet, meets the expression "imho".

B: What is this?

I begin to explain that this is in Russian the first letters of the English expression, which sounds like that, translated like that... I see, my father loaded. Interference of the child (10 years old):

D: Grandfather, you remember, you recently watched your beloved Raikin, he said everything there "I’m so upset, I’m so upset"?
B: Well I remember it.
D: Well, that is the same thing.
B: Oh I understand!

The relationship between generations is not lost. It is pleasant))

Sergey Zverev has developed his method of laying makeup.

Commentary: So this is what - the method of the opposite!

It turns out, Moscovites by March 8 promised free rides. And then we realized that this is not all on the street just so!

I walk through the university corridor. There are two students in front. One enthusiastically tells something else, and at some point I hear:

I dreamed yesterday that we had five couples today.

A student nightmare.

I came up with a terrible word – waking up.
This is the use of dildo in the morning. Possibly suddenly.

The morning. I say to my husband:
What about marital debt?
Look at the alarm. It will not be marriage long, it will be marriage fast.

I sit at the coffee machine at the reception in the office. The door opens, the body in a DHL jacket falls, a very blurred look with a weekly scarf and confidently goes to our office manager.

Was the courier called?

She casts him with an assessing look and gives him a tired voice.

You can all see...

Today the youth decided to remember, took the guitar in his hands and dropped the song. The younger:

It’s a pity that you aren’t on the radio.

Do you like?

Yes, I could just turn it off.