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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97561
 07.05.2014
Protest against chaos. Very well invented, fuck. Declare what a picket against entropy.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97560
 07.05.2014
Imagine a situation: Thor and Hulk in a spacecraft in near-Earth orbit, in conditions of unweight. Thor releases the hammer from his hand, which hangs in the air. Question: Will Hulk be able to use the hammer?
If so, then weak protection from NSD, techno-magic pumped. It is uninteresting.
But if not, then it turns out to be a very interesting object: hanging in space is a relatively unmovable object that cannot be moved. Here is the point of Archimedes!
What if I put a hammer in a box? Also not? What is the difference between a box and a spacecraft in which the hammer can move?
The Millner

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97559
 07.05.2014
XXX: I have a bottle of whiskey stands - you need to invite people to poker in the evening to splash

YYY is max. You are falling!
YYY: Take a child and suffer like everyone else!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97558
 07.05.2014
There was a psychiatrist at the department. I went into the office, sat down. And she and her girlfriend on the phone trembling about some frank anger. Candy, cocktails, I listened for half an hour exactly (I watched the clock every minute, and a lot of doctors had to go through). It didn’t irritate me as a child, but I stopped, saying nothing. After half an hour, she put the phone, put the stamp, said the next call and called the number... and what, an interesting method, I thought.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97557
 07.05.2014
Mom looks at my Parliament pack: “What are you smoking? I am an EM-FI-ZE-MA.” It sounds like a disease of some sort.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97556
 07.05.2014
While going to work, I watched the most fun thing: the children in the courtyard played, apparently, in the world war. The event was not that remarkable, but their conversation impressed me:
I use chemical weapons. One is threatening.
Oh yeah! It is not by rules! Takes him another.
And I am America, I am America!
The curtain.
The baby’s mouth, as they say.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97555
 07.05.2014
to this:
I stopped writing about politics. And now, tell me, how can I know what is happening in the world?! to

I support. I’ve heard all the important news here before.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97554
 07.05.2014
The woman at work talked about her problems:
My husband’s birthday happened today. We knew about it, but not in time.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №97553
 07.05.2014
Only in Russia you are already serving with weapons, when passing the military-medical commission, you need to bring a certificate from a psycho- and drug dispenser, that you are not registered there! >_<

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97552
 07.05.2014
XX: You imagine there are also non-executive directors. Funny sounds
YYY: How is it?
xxx: the type of director, but non-executive, rofl

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97551
 07.05.2014
What is there with the dishes?
Jets are
Tell her I won’t come.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97550
 07.05.2014
Hawking said the emergence of artificial intelligence would be the greatest achievement of human civilization, but at the same time underestimating the threat from the birth of AI could be the biggest mistake in human history.
YYY: Yes for God’s sake. Robots are better than people. Among the robots I have not met any idiots.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97549
 07.05.2014
Teekannee> As a child, probably each of us went to the village to my grandmother on the work and travel program.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97548
 07.05.2014
On May 9, a plane with a two-colored Georgian tape will fly around New York City.
The Su-24?
and 160

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97547
 07.05.2014
Before the battle in WoT:
Something Elenemer does not work.
WOW: WOW WOW

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97546
 07.05.2014
TTS: The familiar filmologist was very pleased. He loves animals very much, everyone knows this, so the boys of his neighbor brought him a puppy, all broken. Well, his uncle healed him, went out, fed him. And by the way, to say the poppy is quite large and beautiful, and therefore to talk!
In general, as he went to work, he included an infinite repetition on the comp any phrase, pre-recorded. The result exceeded all expectations. A week is a phrase.
By the way, the neighbors on the site also communicate with the same phrases)))))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97545
 07.05.2014
a little on the topic of ad mistakes or offers on selling flowers, I had a story with an unknown consequence

sitting like a local city forum, looking for an old steel for a holiday home
One person responded with this message "call this number
This girl has a castor, grows heroin in it "

I was delighted and promptly called, presented myself, and said:
Do you have heroin, do you sell it?
On that cable a second confusion and hanged the telephone.

After some time I learned that I was calling a very influential member, line.
I was listening, of course, some interested in "a cocktail with heroin..."
But what happened next, heh.
Before I came to know that the flower is not heroin, but GEORGIN!!!! to

aka' Biker_55

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97544
 07.05.2014
Thirty-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four-four! In Roskomnadzor they are trying to spray the all-Russian anti-bomber == it is just cool, comrades...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97543
 07.05.2014
Why do you have such a big monitor, grandmother?
To see you on Skype, Red Hat.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97542
 07.05.2014
The State Museum No. 8 is opened. You buy a ticket, you enter, and there is an empty room.
And the grandmother sits on the chair, guarding.

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