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[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156561
 07.07.2021
Usually the most willing to express their opinions are those whose opinions do not interest anyone.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №156560
 07.07.2021
She grew up in a house next to a trolleybus depot. They make a lot of noise, annoying everyone. But I was born when they were already there and I didn’t know how it would be without them. By them I checked the time and the weather, if the first time they went, then the hour of the night, to roll, and sleep for a long time. If the second time, then four, it is on the route and sleeping nothing left. When it was raining, the horns were shrinking in a special way, and when it was frosty, it was cracking and sparkling. Now I live where there are no trolley buses, around the woods. But sometimes I dream where I hear their noise. I wake up, and it’s about an hour... or four.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №156559
 07.07.2021
The Lebanese-Israeli border Israeli patrols are circling the area. Suddenly a bullet whisper is heard.
Nemo is a Lebanese sniper.
So why don’t you remove it? The newcomer asks.
He’s been there for two months and hasn’t found anyone yet. And if you remove him, go and know who will be put in his place.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №156558
 07.07.2021
Xxx: My husband is quite impeccable. To scratch with me, to scratch, to scratch eggs - for him in order of things. To my complaints, he answers that this is natural and at home he does not intend to restrain himself. Okay, I decided, I’ll hit you with your own weapon. She did not do hair removal, ate garlic for the night, cracked near him, sat down to cut her nails in the zone of his visibility... What he said ENDELF WE HAVE A NORMAL FAMILY!!! to

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