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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №152949
 07.09.2019
Boris Johnson, for power-loving nicknamed Nikolayevich...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №152948
 07.09.2019
I will tell you how I almost died. I went to the dentist to brush my tooth. A very nice doctor, after finishing the drilling, pushed my mouth full of cotton and began to interfere with the seal. At this time, a young girl sits in the neighboring chair. The doctor is a man. He flegmatically wipes his glasses and asks the girl:
What do we complain about, sweetheart?
Without thinking, he burns out:
“Doctor, I have two holes at the bottom, and my back hurts.
My doctor dropped the tools and the bullet flew out into the hallway. I had all the watt from my mouth moved into my throat, I felt like I would be suffocating right now. The doctor gently asked the girl:
Are you sure you have come to the right doctor?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №152947
 07.09.2019
Age 50+ has both advantages and disadvantages. You can’t see small letters nearby, but you can see idiots from afar.

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