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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №151059
 08.10.2018
My grandmother and granddaughter on the bus:

Q: Can I buy a bus?

Why do you need this bus? You have a sea car.

No one is on the bus :(

When your big car breaks down, you will have a new bus.

A: So the machine may break today!

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151058
 08.10.2018
We dreamed of conquering space; now, our children are dreaming of retirement.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №151057
 08.10.2018
"Russia's foreign exchange accounts in banks should react calmly to the proposals of the authorities on foreign trade deals - the so-called de-dollarization will not affect them and will not prohibit the movement of the dollar in the Russian Federation," Finance Minister Anton Siluanov said. “No one is going to forcibly exchange dollar savings for rubles or something else,” he said in an interview with Russia 24.

Absolutely by chance, someone remembered Pavlov, who promised that there would be no monetary reform in the 1990s, who gave a hand to cut off, and also someone Yeltsin, who promised to lie on the rails if prices rise, and later promises, you know who: "As long as I am the President, there will be no changes to the retirement age."

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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №151056
 08.10.2018
She understood that he was lying, justifying that he had been drinking with a friend Vasei all night, but didn’t say anything because Vasei was sitting in the closet.

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