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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25733
 08.02.2010
xxx: No unnecessary "hello" and so on Let us go straight to the case.
XXX: How is it?

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25732
 08.02.2010
I need to sleep longer...
In the morning I look at the thermometer and think about myself: without five, no, it can't be without five, it's somehow called differently... ah! Just a minus five :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №25731
 08.02.2010
I work in the factory, in the morning after the operation, we are standing in the crowd in the smoking machine and the boss so... I get the phone, the old man... the time to cheer and the people start to go and say that they know that they don’t?! Gray is reliable! Prove it! Well, I fucking seven feet in the forehead, and with all of it I throw the phone in the hz where))) 5 seconds of flight, and I hear a deaf stroke.. and a painful scream, and then a fierce scream, YES YOU ARE EVER?!?! Are the phones running out?!? The boss is down ?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №25730
 08.02.2010
<Karant> Are there specials for Oracle and Delphi?
<Karant> I urgently need the Delphi Oracle!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25729
 08.02.2010
No, pressing in the morning in the transportation is, of course, a gesture, but apologizing for getting on your own foot is, imho, overdrive :-\

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25728
 08.02.2010
What is this? I’ve been reading for two hours and haven’t laughed yet! A guy with dollars, did you decide to read the BOR?? to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №25727
 08.02.2010
xxx: The feeling that in our city doctors before the operation first googling

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №25726
 08.02.2010
Dmitry Medvedev has allocated $160 million to fight global warming.
Never before have the Russian authorities acted so effectively.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25725
 08.02.2010
We celebrate the birthday, well guests are 15, almost all of the male, the table is chic, full. Here, the mother brings a cold, and seriously and loudly asks the guests: "Children, whose hell is it?and "

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25724
 08.02.2010
The shorter the hands, the larger the face in the photo.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №25723
 08.02.2010
Schrödinger walked around the room in search of the cat, and he was sitting in the box, neither alive nor dead.
by Darth Herochito. Chronicles of Scientific Experiments

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25722
 08.02.2010
Take it, take off the ass from the chair, cut off this all-eating contact, get out of the four asses, hit the BOR and let everyone think I found my happiness and now walk.

[ + 111 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25721
 08.02.2010
Who talked about the bullying of mentions?! to
I moved to Rostov 3 years ago. Who does not know, the city of Karaganda really exists in Kazakhstan, and it is from there that I moved to Rostov. So, my first time in the Russian militia (for drinking in a public place) I remembered for a long time...
Where was born?
In the Karagand!
(Injury to the liver)
Where was he born, I ask?! to
In the Karagand!
(In addition to the liver)
and so on in accordance with the algorithm, until a young starley who did not walk geography at school came... thanks him a huge amount from my internal organs )))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №25720
 08.02.2010
It seems that the authorities will be confused by the fact that in all the cities on the same day people will gather at the monument to Lenin. Suspiciously, is the revolution going on again? Shoot them all :)

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25719
 08.02.2010
With your collections I will soon know the sights of all Russian cities :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №25718
 08.02.2010
Nastja (22:05:42 7/02/2010)
The son swallowed. It goes to my mom:
I will have two children. Zhenya and Nikita.
Would two girls succeed?
Then Nadia and someone else there.
Why did you think there were two? Suddenly three?
– No to! I have two eggs, so I have two.
My mother lost her speech.
And the child just watched the dinosaurs come out of their eggs.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №25717
 08.02.2010
In Odessa at the elections someone excluded all candidates and inserted Chuck Norris!
Respect to Guard! =) is

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25716
 08.02.2010
The cat has been on the battery for half an hour.
I think at lunch we have a cat baked.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №25715
 08.02.2010
Rambler: Kiev feminists organized a “protest striptease” in the elections
Why are we not protesting in the elections?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25714
 08.02.2010
When I started working, I stopped understanding two things:
1st Where the money goes
2nd Where Time Goes

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