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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2390
 08.03.2008
Development: I do not smoke, do not drink, do not use drugs.
Development: I don’t listen to sad music, I don’t ananish
Carrie: “Takes with a stick”
Development: Alive
Carly: What about Nahuya?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2389
 08.03.2008
by Natasha:
When you read Bash, you get a huge pleasure and think how many nice young people with a subtle sense of humor, but when you go into "discuss", you understand that the fools who orgasm from the fact that they write the word "huy" in comments and wildly rejoice about it, much more.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2388
 08.03.2008
1: John McCain just now must be gay to win!
2 Why?
Because there is a Woman and a Negro!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2387
 08.03.2008
by Phoenix:
"NASA and ESA are preparing for Phoenix landing on Mars"

by Phoenix:
I was very upset and was warned...

The xxx:
Here is the fucking

The xxx:
So you will be stumbling

by Phoenix:
your mother

Phoenix went to collect warm sweaters and clean the scarf... sweaters...

The xxx:
GG

The xxx:
Blast cleaning

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2386
 08.03.2008
now from the main office came a presentation with a congratulations to women of our branch called "8marta.ppc", and I fully agree with their policy
by Komar

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2385
 08.03.2008
Citizens of any democratic country have the right to an IMHO

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2384
 08.03.2008
Fuck, why on the banner "Do you want school friends to find you?" there is no huge button "NEEEEET!!!" and

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2383
 08.03.2008
As soon as you have written "Hello", be the first to answer "Hello, how do you do it?"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2382
 08.03.2008
Tigr06: If you don’t scratch me, I’ll be scratched to SX
Nightwolf: Where is it? =) is
Tigr06: the union of counter strike! They will take your servants! They can make the whole world fun!! I have a friend there!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2381
 08.03.2008
I also swallowed pigeon juice.
- O_O
He is a blood type ICE.
Is it cacao?
- "Piggy" - from pineapple

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2380
 08.03.2008
What about XXXX?

YYYY CHO? And a date?

YYYY is standard.

YYYY is not scary, funny. But with their cockroaches in their heads.

XXXX is not scary, funny, and without cockroaches is a man.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2379
 08.03.2008
The girl:
Let us meet.

SnuSnuFriK:
Hm, let me

The girl:
My name is Nasta!

SnuSnuFriK:
Sasha

The girl:
No to Natalia!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2378
 08.03.2008
Yes, but the TV show said that the symbol of the Olympics in Sochi will be a dolphin on skies, which has long been considered a symbol of non-sinking. Strange, and it seemed to me that in Russia the symbol of non-submersibility was always something else... By the way, the original symbol could come out... on skies >:(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2377
 08.03.2008
or-beat 6/03/2008)
How good it is when you don’t get anything on 23-)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2376
 08.03.2008
On the day of the fire:
... there are two ways to fall into harmony with the reality around us, in order to understand the essence of being: the first is to take drugs, the second is to do mathematics... I try to instill you the second, because I do not have enough for all...

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2375
 08.03.2008
(21:57): Here, a guy broke the thermometer in the chamber.We wrapped up in the sheets, found the broken welding glasses in the warehouse, wore a shutter, took a pistol (banana) in the hands and wore up the floor killing radioactive mutants and collecting artifacts due to the rules of the hospital!
< (21:58): Ppc...Good doctors left...Otherwise we would have been taken to a psychiatric hospital
< (21:58): nurses still patchwork

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №2374
 08.03.2008
Oka
I sit and drink coffee. The girls talk about the flu. One: I know a very effective way to get rid of it. You need to take pure medical alcohol, dilute it with honey and drink. The second is Fu! I can’t tolerate honey.! to

Oka
I cleaned the monitor.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2373
 08.03.2008
14: [ 20 ] [discuss] added 2008-03-05 14:59
If this quote reaches the top of the abyss, I will change the floor.
If she gets to the top, I will change the floor for you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2372
 08.03.2008
[No_N@Me]
According to the law of preservation of matter, if there is Xenia Sobchak, then someone has two.
The brain.
EVA
hahah, moreover, someone has three of them - you eat another Katya Utusikova.............. three mosques... The Snake Gorinych is not a legend!!!!!! It exists!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2371
 08.03.2008
XX: Where do you live?
YYY: In the choice!
XH: O_o
HGH: Elections, Elections, candidates p**orgy!)))
YYY: We have gotten us!

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