I watched the news. Zhirinovsky came to SIZO to congratulate women on the holiday. He said that they were not guilty, they were forced, he promised to release everyone... He ate lunch in the local dining room, praised the strawberry, cried that they could not cook in the Kremlin dining room. Fuck, why didn’t anyone say Stay?

TORNADO: Let go, yesterday the bot put in contact.
Enix: Surprised... blin
TORNADO: You didn’t understand, I put the bot on two pages at once and sent a message "Privacy.
TORNADO: The marasmatic correspondence of bots lasted 3 hours!!O_O
They even complained to each other.
TORNADO:Everything interrupted error"Show too fast"((
I wondered if I would invite myself to my birthday or not.
I went to change pants.

The xxx:
A few days ago, I hit the creativity in my head: the most powerful antivirus!
Antivirus Boyarsky 200* In the manner of Avasta shouts "Channel! We have a virus!", "Attention! Thousands of worms on disk C!"
xxx: when scanning gives a window where Boyarsky on a horse jumps on the progress bar and on the background music from the Musketeers, which is not cut until the scan is completely completed!! to
You are indeed a genius sadist.

xxx: Fuck, the fifth time I download a parody to the movie, I open the movie itself. Is this a new joke on the internet?
ZZZ: The UGU One of the biggest :)

Spring is when the sun shines appear on the monitor.

thx(17:00:20 5/03/2009)
I once drank Ferry.

Wicked(17:00:38 5/03/2009)
Would you get rid of fat?

[Dac [o]GL]
A mother threatens her son if he doesn’t do anything.
Then my dad and I will make you a brother or a sister.
I will make you a grandmother.

Opened vacancies for the position "Doctor".
Employment duties: regular reading of the abyss, ignoring boring quotes containing the words "not humorous", "and remember?", "and you thought why?", as well as boring moralizing hills, fantasies of minors, etc.
Requirements for candidates: sense of humor, adequate perception of the world, stress resistance, regular sexual life, age from 20 years.
One, fucking, I can’t do it. and :(

The library said " YOU ARE THE ENDIGMENTAL YOUTH to play the game, we at least had group sex and drugs"

Not every Russian can correctly name the name of our president.

Zzzz: Why not at work? We need you.
I have a temperature of 40.
zzz: No problem, for most AMD, this is a normal temperature.

XXX: Greetings
YYY: Hello
Q: What is the case?
Okay, and what about you?
Q: What kind of girls do you like?
Tagged: smart
I am sorry (

This is where our conversation ends. 😉

A member of the drug control department said
The month ends, and the plan to capture criminals is not fulfilled, they decided to call a dumb grandmother, who trades grass and ask to give them a couple of her clients, well that long breaks, like sin on the soul does not want to take, some persuaded her. Two calls come to her. It grit you type here do not start, but go out of the house and around the corner, and there they just wait for mints... mints wait half an hour, wait, and nicknames do not come out, think what a shit, decided to go for reconnaissance, go and see the picture: people in masks crack down and take away...
they think what a shit, they return to the department they call from the FSB and say that the type also did not perform the plan, and that on the phone you need to talk less

The results of the Olympics will be submitted by nominations:
The first students;
students for whom computer science is a profiling discipline;
students for whom computer science is a general educational discipline;
students of technical universities;
students of military universities;
students of legal and humanitarian specialties;
and students.

I write a letter to a friend in the Mozilla browser. The word "foreign" emphasizes - the type is incorrectly written. I look at the proposed options. Killed the second option: Zombie jewel.
Imagine you are taking the eggs for the legs... and about the pineapple.

Kaliningrad fishermen, who were taken from the shore on the ice on Thursday evening, surprised rescuers with an unusual request. People asked the emergency services staff to arrive later, as the clay began.

Only the man is truly superstitious who refuses.
The 13th salary.
Everyone else pretends.

I sit in line to the dentist. There is a talking grandfather.
to stir up the public on the subject of raising the mood before the upcoming
of action. He talks to everyone. Some are silent, to see.
Unable to help. Someone is responding. A conversation with a grandmother
To find out what they live in neighboring suburban villages. Judging by
appearance and corresponding age, the grandfather acknowledges that
In his youth he frequently travelled to a neighboring village for knowledge.
The joy of love. My grandmother says, “What’s your name, maybe we’re.”
“Have you been with you in those years?” The answer of the grandmother killed everyone, roasted
So that the doctors looked out of the cabinets, “I, you all, who come to me.
“I came here, should I remember?”
After that, the grandfather was philosophically silent.

Three friends meet.
One wife has been married for ten years, the other is a mistress and the third is a fiancé.
Well discussed their men, then yes - decided to experiment:
dressed in leather black underwear - sexy socks with belt - high
Heels - a mask on the eyes and so meet your loved ones.

They meet again in a week.

"The Bride" tells - He came home, I met him in socks, in the
mask on high heels - he threw on me said I love
His life and we had sex all night.

The mistress says - I came to him in the office - I closed the door -
opened the coat - and there leather underwear, mask, heels - he is nothing
I said, but we had sex for 5 hours without a break.

The wife says embarrassed - the husband came from work, I opened the door
black leather underwear, sexy socks and mask - he looked and
He asked, “What is there for dinner, Batman?”

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