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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16326
 08.05.2009
I understood that the musical would still be interesting when the whole first song did not work the microphones, and the first brushed phrase heard throughout the hall was the voice of the speaker.and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16325
 08.05.2009
I am at the Mariinsky Theatre. This is fucking fucking!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16324
 08.05.2009
In the advertisement of the detergent: "Tracks fat like a magnet". Magnetic fat attracts very well.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16323
 08.05.2009
Masha: How is it? and 😉
HH: It is not bad.
Do we meet? and 😉
Zzzz: 0_0 See how many beards she has!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16322
 08.05.2009
From the Student Forum.

Student 1: And let us call Satan?
Students 2 and 2. We also invite virgins.
Just try to wake me up!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16321
 08.05.2009
Practical training in biology. We work in pairs, look at drugs, and then draw them. The dialogue:
“Sereg, do you still need a goat’s brain or do you want me to paint?
Of course with you.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16320
 08.05.2009
xxx (12:10:34)
Hi to.
I cannot write to you.
Kostya just asked with a tragic voice: "Who on the BATTLE BASE of the Bank under the admin in 2008 put in the mood parameters of the head of the position" - superhome?... " Apparently, the Central Bank read the reports and was very surprised...

yyy (12:12:16)
Not exactly me 😉

xxx (12:12:45)
Who is now confessing... But they all cried from laughter. Apart from the bones.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16319
 08.05.2009
I decided to remember my youth and re-watch one wonderful series, for this I went to a video rental. I approach the seller and say to him, “Do you have friends?” and he squeezed, his eyes dropped and answered with a breath – “No.”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16318
 08.05.2009
Zzz: Today, Euronews that 29 people died from swine flu in Mexico. Last week, the number was 69.
XXX: They have begun to rise!

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16317
 08.05.2009
From the "writing" from one film forum.


E****
Tell me what to look at.


E****
Funny is *

V * * *
Look in the microscope.

E*****
What is it 😉

V * * *
The Council.


[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16316
 08.05.2009
Q: Tell me what do you think about Subaru Forester?
WOW: Okay, I promised "Yes, I think of Subaru Forester!!and "

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16315
 08.05.2009
The Chechens are driving! Yesterday came the local administrator. It is worth a computer with a monitor, printer and ups. Ticks a finger in the system - of course, there is no result. The UPS must be enabled first. Then in the monitor is Nihua. He waits, thinks he may warm up and will show this devil-box. Not showing a chat. Then, for ten minutes, I examined the printer for the switch button. I found! The joy! It presses! Of course, there is no result.

HH: And what do you think? We changed the roof today. The Fifth! They hear it on their own. Good hands do so, but the rosette is not yet able to give up. And they never thought that if the outlet has already been fucking three times, then it is still working?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №16314
 08.05.2009
The ideal patriot is a citizen who does everything he needs.
The state does not need anything from the state.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16313
 08.05.2009
The topic, of course, is broken, but...
I work in a bank. Despite the fact that the phone is intended for
specifically for customer consultation, God knows how to recognize phones
Different departments and...

Tell me, I have an overnight in your bank.
and overdraft

- Tell me, and if I take a loan in your bank for six months and repay through
6 is profitable?

- Girl, I heard in your bank there is such a service: I open with you
The bill, and you transfer money to me every month.
and I?
Specifically your bank. Can I connect this service?
More in detail please. (I wanted to know what it was,
and the very "connect") eventually turned out to mean the same
and overdraft. We transfer money to him, fucking.
- young man, this service is called in a different way - "to
The salary is not over.”

My wife is a credit expert. He addresses her
client for credit. When the talk came to the purpose of the loan, the man mourned,
But, in the end, he admitted that he wanted to buy a pony... well pony so
The Pony. Credit was given. Half a year later, another one comes to her.
The client makes a loan. The question of the purpose of the loan was also long held,
He then said he wanted to buy a motorcycle. My girlfriend says:
Why are you so embarrassed? We, out, people take loans on pony, not
As for the motorcycles.
The man became even more red and, ashamed, said:
In fact, I was...
A friend could only ask:
What about the pony?
I am so upset :(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №16312
 08.05.2009
Officer courses. The teacher asks:
- You have been ordered to deploy a field point of communication and install
An 8-meter antenna in the swamp area. at your disposal.
Communications officer and five officers. Your actions?
From the audience followed several proposals on engineering solutions,
with which you can place an antenna on the swamp.
The teacher nodded his head:
The wrong answers. You need to call the sergeant and say, “Sergeant,
Turn the field point here and install an 8-meter antenna.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16311
 08.05.2009
The Red Devil (17:24:11 6/05/2009)
Bone – Did I do it badly? I will say

The Red Devil (17:24:21 6/05/2009)
As always, I listen to music loudly.
We are on the streets of the shorts... all in shorts and in t-shirts go... well caroche went into the bus.. sella... opposite is a man in shorts and such lying to me... well I read a figured and my eyes on his shorts... and his caroche eggs from the shores come out... and he does not see how the shorts so bended... and there would not be him on his ear to say quietly... I took and shouted: man... eggs will go off...
And then I understood what I said loudly because he was red...and the whole bus was rubbing.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16310
 08.05.2009
This is not a hole! These are reversed policemen!

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