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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №156408
 08.06.2021
Problems in childhood

1st You walk in the courtyard, you want to drink, and you can't go home - you will be driven. There is no money, you go to friends - you ask to take a drink or throw a bottle of water from the window.

2nd Injured, search for a passenger in the whole yard. (The main thing is to spit well on it to stick😄)

Three I decided to smoke! He gathered dry leaves, stuck in the newspaper, stretched, coughed and cried for a long time.

4 is Broke your pants - you go home the last, as if to be shot. (Especially when you were forbidden to walk in a new one, but you went out to boast jeans with ninja turtles)

5 is You wait for mom from the parental gathering, when you hear the sound of the keys in the lock well - you go to bed😄 and at 18:30. (He studied badly, was afraid of the pipet)

6 is When something accidentally broke home and nobody noticed, and then in a week you have already relaxed and you are flying for a breakdown (very unfortunate, because you have already accepted that you don't have a look, and your dad doesn't have it😄)

7 is I really smoked! He smoked a pack of cigarettes, smoked it with his friends in the desert, and then everyone blew.

8 is You pay for the night in a gaming computer club early in the morning, so that the trolls don’t take the money. Put the grandmother in the socks. But in the evening, when you go out at night, you have nothing to take away.

9 is When you were strictly forbidden to leave the yard, but you left to run through the garages. You come back and you are told that your mother was looking for you.

10 is I went to school and met Betty. (I am a cowboy)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156407
 08.06.2021
A T-shaped intersection, three boys on bicycles aged 11-12, no pedestrian crossing, it is 100 meters away, one is confidently going to "hop through" (1), the second slows down and thinks (2), and the third (3) passes by, a dialogue begins:



2: Where are you?

3: I’m not going to go here!

Do you go for a walk?

Third is yes!

2: Did you go with him? (I am not sure)

1: Come on here!

3: No, I am on foot (begins to leave)

Don't forget to get off the bike (laughs)

3 and tears. So right! (He has left)

I am with him (uncertain but leaving)

1 (to myself) Well, so wrong (also leaves)



As you can see, not only a bad example is contagious, but also good if you do everything confidently :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №156406
 08.06.2021
The opposition in the country operates completely openly – under the supervision of employees of correctional institutions.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №156405
 08.06.2021
The main thing to be well absorbed in this life are proteins, fats and carbohydrates.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156404
 08.06.2021
Xxx: a friend bought a lexus of the 2021 issue, in which, shit, there is a CD guide)))



YYY: He doesn’t seem to bother anyone. There is and let it be. There are also turns in BMW.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156403
 08.06.2021
I have a acquaintance. He has been married to a woman for 15 years. She has a son from her first marriage, no children together. Her son got married this weekend. My acquaintance a week before the wedding, on this occasion, asked for work, helped with the organization of the wedding, drove, negotiated, destroyed, helped with money.

I meet him today and ask him how it went.

I don’t know, I wasn’t invited.

...??? to

The man said I was no one for him.

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