Now those convicted for downloading songs and movies are similar to those convicted for the robbery of socialist property at the time. Here it rolls, took it, sat down.

My parents were in the house. The landscape on the forest, on the edge under the trees a wooden toilet. In the toilet there is an air refresher, and of course "Aromas of the forest"!and :)

This is the "Hab.
Well, who chose the “nightmare” mode when logging into the world? Nefig now complain that he got to Russia."
Dear friends, who believe that there is no place worse and harsher than Russia, ask about the lives of the residents of central Africa, which is permanently fighting itself, illiterate, sick with AIDS and more than half of the population - children under 14 years of age. This is not a unique example.
We are not in the ass itself, but rather somewhere in the middle.

on the portal about renting housing in the description of the room and who you would like to see as tenants:
Consider 2 girls or 1 person.

When I was 3 years old, I recognized my aunt under the costume of Santa Claus.
When I was 5, I found my mother removing my tooth from under the pillow. So my tooth has disappeared.
Having celebrated my eighth birthday, I discovered that I was not rewarding in the name of the Moon. And when I was 11, my cat didn’t turn into a Hogwarts professor and didn’t invite me to a magical special school.
At 16 I read the Constitution of my own country.
And I still need to explain why cynicism is my life position?! to

Bring a girl to Samara, show the city. Due to some circumstances, I had to use a public toilet 4 times a weekend (cool toilets and just in parks). Before leaving :
D: You have a beautiful city, and the coast is beautiful, but the whole impression is ruined by the lack of toilet paper in all the toilets.
Brother’s wife comes in. Previous post: My mother is now working. If someone needs something, toilet paper, for example, apply. She is now in her home...

The Israelis, out, with the F-4 engine, also introduced the injection of a water-alcohol mixture into the compressor, so that the engine could be chased for the MiG-25.

bredych >> And why all? And because chasing the Russians without vodka is an empty idea! (c) the

in the morning I go in the headphones on my wave, I don't touch anyone... and here I almost jump, it turns out, the playful Labradorcha wanted to hide her wet nose in my hand))))

Talk to the designer about the prepared layout

What did you smoke?
discs: printed briefings, twisted, hit with printed blades, set fire and made a couple of stretches
Employer: It was fun.

One of my uncles worked as a driver. He always complained that he did not buy spare parts for the car, including rubber. Somehow his patience did not last, and he rolled out a note in the name of his passenger-gen.director, about the fact that he did not buy rubber in time instead of already bald. He brings this service to us in the supply department with the literal visa of Deputy Gender: "Glavbu, Head of OMTS. If you don’t need me – you can’t pay!" Do nothing – bought him a rubber and hanged on a wall in a frame)

here here :

to this:

If everyone is fighting for gender equality, then tell me why a girl’s fifth breast size is sexy and a guy’s third is ugly.

Therefore, why when a guy has a penis, it’s good, and when a girl – somehow not very... ;)
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Relax, gender equality exists - the hairy breast of the fifth size is equally not aesthetic in the representative of any sex.

We went to a cafe near the gas station. My husband drove the car and I drowned to order dinner.
The waitress lists her:
- Half of the borsche, one okroshka, strawberries with potatoes, purple with sludge, salad, 2 cups of compot, a cup of tea and two cups of tea (that's a bit for two men).
There are no warriors.
I: Then let’s get another puddle with the repellent.
Aaaah, so you’re not going to be alone, right?

It is :)
Immediately remembered the joke about 49 cups of tea ))))
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About Compote and Waterbread:
The colleagues went on a business trip to Kamchatka, went to a cafe with a representative of the meeting party (three people), he orders: immediately bring 3 cups of compot. They bring, each 0.5 liters, he drinks one slice, then the second slower and crawling from the third asks: what are you waiting for? The compot here is delicious, take it! It is :)

xxx: Dramatic and crazy will only be if she marries a Russian hockey millionaire who speaks French, loves mosquitoes and has a villa in Miami...
Q: How do you find your best friend?
XX: Well, I say, I will stifle a creature of joy. I can’t embrace and rejoice until I stop breathing.

I know the microphone. If you do the analogy, the official manual looks like this: in front of you a car. It has a steering wheel, pedals, lever of the CPP. The steering wheel can be turned right-left, the pedals can be pressed and released, the lever can be pulled. If you turn the steering wheel correctly, press on the pedals and shake the lever, then you can get out of the way. Study the fucking yourself. It is simple there.

I read about the benefits of cats. I called her –
I sit for the second hour, weighing. The author of the quote, now you just have to bring us a sandwich!

“If you, like a normal person, get up at half four in the morning, you can run through the central street – it’s washed, it’s wiped overnight and there’s perfect air,” Onishchenko said in a live broadcast on Echo of Moscow on Thursday.

He said he could wake up earlier. "It depends on the desire... because you want to do more (for a day)", - noted Onishchenko.
Who is the most toned?
The firefighter?
"There is no son, the most tuna-eater is Onishchenko, he wakes up at three o'clock in the morning, so as long as possible to do nothing!

From the Explanatory:
I was late to work because I slept, because I didn’t sleep almost all night, because my husband bought a telescope yesterday and we looked at the stars.

Romantic A-A

iPadre: and we in the smoker on the level of the face hangs a poster "Dry your feet". There are a few traces of wiped legs.

A well-known podcast about IT technologies, discussing the Pidora distribution (Fedora for Raspberry Pi).
Question from the chat: Didn’t there be a single Russian speaker in the Fedora community to prevent such a name?
Director: You know, I am afraid that I was just...

Russian fighter on the belts Azamat Lipanov after the victory at the Kazan Universiade received a gold award, which he broke, dropping it to the floor.
Commentary :

From what, from what, from what.
Have we made our medals?
From paper and from goodron,
From glass and goan... new,
All that we found in the trash.