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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №150628
 08.07.2018
I am ready to serve as an example for those who are still learning to do nothing.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №150627
 08.07.2018
Iranian Civil Defense Chief Golamreza Jalali said in connection with the drought, “Israel and another neighboring country are stealing rain clouds, preventing them from spilling over Iran.”
If there is no water in the clouds...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №150626
 08.07.2018
A man comes to the spare parts store and asks:
Are there spare parts on the floor?
Is there anything specifically needed?
Well, there... the wire, the isolant...
There is of course. You have a strange level. Parts from Oasis are suitable...

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